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“What the hell … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.


Nischal paglon ki tarah gana gane ke baad jab samne dekha to uss ke hathon ka ful bhains chaba raha thi, aur aas-pass khadey ladkey-laḍkiyaṅ hans rahe the. Nischal sab ko dekhte huye, bikul khamosh aur sahma sa utha, bina kisi se najar milaye jo bhaga, sidha apne class me ruka.


Opps !!! Aaj to jaise Nischal ke dil par chhudi chal gayi ho. Class me Jivisha ke pass koi aur ladka baiṭha hua tha. Nischal usse dekh kar chiḍh he raha tha tabhi “hi” bolti Kiraṇ bhi uss ke pass aa kar baith gayi.


Nischal…. Tum yahaṅ kya kar rahi ho.


Kiraṇ…. Arreee, main apne class me huṅ.


Nischal…. Haaṅ to samne dekho, jyada jaan pahchan baḍhane ki jaroorat nahi hai.


Kiraṇ…. Tum se jaan pahchan baḍhayega bhi kun, sala khaḍus…..


Nischal….. Kya boli….


Kirna…. Kuch nahi sir aa gaye hain, aage dekho.


Lekin Nischal aage kyoṅ dekhe, wo to bas Jivisha aur uss ladkey ko he dekha raha tha. Dekh raha tha aur jal raha tha. Dekh raha tha jal raha tha, aur jalta hua Nischal apne hathon se apne kitaboṅ ke panne ko far raha tha.


“You, last bench left side … Mr… tum se he kah raha huṅ… you”….. Professor baar-baar ishara kiye ja raha tha, aur Nischal ko koi hosh he nahi tha. Tabhi Kiraṇ usse ek hath niche se marti…. “Jaag jao devdas, sir tumhe he bula rahe hain”.


Nischal…. Yes sir….


Sir…. Aap yahaṅ aane ka kast karenge…


Nischal, aise matlawale ki tarah chalte huye pahuncha jaise park me ghum raha ho… “lijiye sir main aa gaya”


Pura class se hasne ki awaz aane lagi…. “Silence please, and you out”


Nischal…. Kya ????


Sir…. English nahi samajhte, glass se bahar jao….


Nischal muh laṭkaye, apni jagah se apna saman sameṭa aur uss ladkey ko ghurte Nischal bahar aa gaya. Nischal ke jate he Nandni ne bhi class ko disturb karna shuru kar diya…. Nandni ko distrub karte dekh professor…. “Oh aap par meri najar kyoṅ nahi gayi, aap bhi hain iss class me. Oh dekho to paḍos me Kasak maim bhi hain. Lagta hai tri deviyoṅ ne college join kar liya. Par teesari dikhi rahi, miss Jivisha aap bhi hain kya”?


Jivisha, sir jhukaye apni jagah par khadi hoti…. “Yes sir”


Sir…. Oh pura kunwa fir se ek jagah jama ho gaya hai. Miss Nandni, aap please bahar jaeye. Baki sabhi class me dhyan denge.


Class ke ander…. Jivisha aur wo ladka….


Jaise he Jivisha mayus apne seat par baiṭhi, uss ladke ne ek paper par “hi, I am Kuṇal” likh kar Jivisha ke ore badha diya. Jivisha usse ek jhalak dekhi aur fir samne dekhne lagi. Board par dekhte Jivisha ko ye pahli bar ehsas hua ki kitna boaring hota lacture attend karna.


Iss se pahle Jivisha class me ya to wo Nandni ke sath “paper class” game khelti thi ya class ke bahar he rahti thi. Lekin aaj jab dhyan se board ko dekhte padhai kar rahi thi to sari baten uss ke sir ke upar se ja rahi thi. Kuṇal bhi Jivisha ko he observe kar raha tha.


(Paper class game wo game jo aksar hum class me paper par khelte hain …. X/0 wala 9 box game ya paper par point draw kar ke point par ek-ek turn me line khinch kar apna naam ḍalna)


Sir kisi topic ko bata rahe the aur Jivisha apna sir khuja rahi thi, tabhi Kuṇal ne hasyatamak andaz me uss pure topic ko short me panne ke upar likh kar Jivisha ke ore badha diya. Jivisha ne pahle to ignore kiya, lekin jab class itni boaring ho to Jivisha uss note ko padhne lagi.


Jivisha jab wo note padhi to uss ki haṅsi nikal gayi, sir usse bhi ghurte…. “Ho gaya tumhara bhi shuru, out…. out from class”


Jivisha ko ye baat buri lagi, aur wo najren niche kar ke apni kitabeṅ sameṭne lagi, tabhi uss ki najar Kuṇal ke ek aur note par gayi…. “Sir ko bolo, main topic ko khud me simplify kar ke samajhne ki kosis kar rahi thi, isliye hasi aa gayi”


Jivisha thoḍa muskurati, uss ne bhi sir se kah diya. Sir yuṅ baḍa si aakhen fade, jaise aaj kuch ajuba ho gaya ho… Jivisha ko ascharya se dekhte….. “Topic simplify, Jivisha kahin tum sapne me to nahi baḍabaḍa rahi”


Jivisha ne bhi same Kuṇal ke likhe style me uss topic ko hu-bahu suna diya. Sir was like, jaise koi ullu ghur raha ho… muh khole aschrya se Jivisha ko wo dekha raha…. “Ok baith jao”


Jivisha jab baiṭhi to Kunak ko dekh kar muskurai, aur paper par smiley bana kar… “thanks, I am Jivisha”. Fir dono ek dusre ko dekh kar muskuraye aur ab wo class Jivisha ke liye bilkul boaring nahi tha.


Idhar Nandni… Nischal ke piche…


Nandni…. Gadhe ruk…


Nischal…. Nandni abhi main upset huṅ, mujhe akela chhod do.


Nandni, Nischal ka hath thame…. “Tu chal canteen pahle. Kaminey main tera intzar kal raat se kar rahi huṅ. Mere dimaġ me bhuchal macha hai”.


Nischal… Ohhh, kal ki ghaṭna ko le kar…


Nandni…. Haaṅ kal ki ghaṭna ko le kar bhi, aur ye tere paglon ki tarah behaviour ko le kar bhi.


Dono canteen me pahunche, Nandni ne do coffee order kiya, tabhi Nischal uss waiter ko wapas bulate kahne laga… “suno bhai, ek cup coffee iss ke liye aur mere liye 2 takila shot”


“Wtf… iss ki to” ….. “bhaiya aap do cup coffee le aao, Nischal jante ho iss waqt mera man kaisa kar raha hai”


Nischal…. Kaisa..


Nandni…. Apne sir ka baal khud noch lun…


Nischal…. To mujh se kya puch rahi ho, noch lo. Main bhi help kar dun kya…


Nandni…. Nischal murkhoṅ ki tarah behave karna band kar, tu jo aaj subah se kar raha hai wo murkhoṅ ki ṭharah behave karna kahte hain…


Nischal….. Mujhe detailed me samjha….


Nandni….. Tera wo paglon ki tarah gana gana. Sir ke pass bewakoofoṅ ki tarah chal kar jana, kahna lo aa gaya…. Aur yahaṅ canteen me takila shot magna. Mujhe ek baat samjha tu jaan bujh kar ye sab kar raha hai ya tumhara ye murkhoṅ jaisa natural behaviour hai.


Nischal, ġusse me aakhen dikhata…. “Mujhe murkh kahna band karo. Maine enternet par dekha tha hero ko gana gate aur waise he main bhi, bilkul siddat se gana ga raha tha, taki sari kaynat mujhe Jivisha se milane me lag jaye. Aur tu mere chalne aur bolne par kya comment kar rahi hai… kitni mehnat se to har tarah ke mood ke hisab se maine bolna sikha ai….


Nischal apni baat bole ja raha tha aur Nandni hase ja rahi thi, jab uss ka bolna ho gaya…. “Bilkul sahi ja rahe ho Nischal, lekin bina akal lagaye aise he copy karte rahe to sari kaynat milane me nahi, tumhe tere grah par bhagane me lag jayegi. Suno meri baat dhyan se… aur iss baat ko dhyan me rakha …..


Nischal…. Haaṅ main dhyan se sun raha huṅ….


Nandni…. Nischal, log kisi ka tarika dekh kar sirf ye sikhte hain ki karna kaise hai, lekin yadi hum exactly ussi tarah copy kar ke kisi chij ko pane ki kosis kare to hum result ke liye sure hahi hote.


Nischal…. Thoḍa aur clear kar ke samjhao na.


Nandni…. Aammmm, tumhe kaise samjhauṅ….. Haaṅ tumhe yaad hai tum kisi ke dimaġ me ghusne ki kosis karte ho, aur ab tak uss kala me tum purṇ safal nahi ho paye ho. Jaroor tum ne wo kisi ka tarika sikha hoga aur karne lage hoge.


Nischal…. Haaṅ, sahi kahi. Lekin ye tumhe kaise pata.


Nandni…. Buddhu, jo bhi hum yahaṅ kisi ko karte dekhte hain, ya kuch hote dekhte hain ussi se to idea lete hain. Aisa koi bhi idea ya theory nahi jo bina kisi reason ke dimaġ me aaaye samjhe. Har naye chij ke experiment ke pichhe purane kisi baat ka karaṇ hota hai.


Nischal…. Haaṅ sahi hai, maine bhi ye dimaġ me jhakna apne ek guru ke kitab se sikha tha, par main unki tarah ban nahi paya.


Nandni…. Yesss, ye wahi example hai ki tum ne bas kewal padha. Paḍho aur paḍh kar idea lo, lekin us idea par apna naya experiment kar ke usse ek nayi disha do. Suno basic sab ke same he rahte hain, kewal pattern apne hisab se badalna paḍta hai.


Nischal….. Haaṅ samjh gaya… aur ye naye pattern change se ek aur naya idea janm leta hai, jo aage koi aur uss par apne pattern se experiment kar ke usse naya roop de deta hai.


Nandni… That’s like my good boy ab tum samjh gaye na. Ab to bewakoofoṅ jaisi harkat nahi karoge na.


Nischal….. Haaṅ karuṅga, par wo harkat bhi sab kuch socha aur samjha he hoga. Ab bas kar, tune bahut gyan de diya.


Nandni…. Ye gyan tere pagalpan ko ṭhik karne ke liye tha. Lekin mera pagalpan kaun dur karega.


Nischal…. Tumhe kya hua….


Nandni…. Kal puri raat tu tha kahaṅ, aur wo humla aur ye takila… mujhe har baat jan’ni hai….


Nischal….. “Waise jitna mand buddhi tum mujhe samjhati ho utna main huṅ nahi… Kasak ko chhodne ka matlab, unhe ye pata chal gaya tha ki hume pata chal chuka hai ki wo log Jivisha par najar diye huye hain. Jivisha ki family unka target nahi, yadi aisa hota to wo Kasak ko wo mar dete. Haaṅ lekin, main unke raste me aa raha huṅ, isliye mujh par humla karne se wo chukenge nahi. Isliye maine flat ke entrance me apna alert device laga aaya tha”.


“Ye khas desine ka device un ailan ki jankari dega jise tum apni aakhon se dekh nahi paogi. Apne har kamre ke gate par maine protective layer bhi chadha diya tha, jise koi bhi jabardasti aasani se khol nahi pata. Fir kya tha jaise he wo apne flat me entry kiye, tabhi maine tumhe inform kar diya tha”.


Nandni…. Ohhhh, fir unka kya hua jo humla karne aaye the.


Nischal… Hoga kya, 3 log aur wo janwar tha. Maine unke leader ko chhod kar baki sab ko mar diya.


Nandni…. Kya tune sab ko mar diya, dono ore se laḍai hui kya ? Tumhe bhi choṭ aayi hai. Bata na….


Nischal…. Shant !!! Mujhe koi choṭ nahi aayi main safe huṅ. Waise bhi mere marne ki kala tum nahi janti, batane laga to 4/5 din lag jayenge.


Nandni…. Matlab tum ek super hero ki tarah ho filmoṅ wale, jo dushman par yuṅ dhishum-dhishum war karta hai.


Nandni jab ye kah rahi thi tab uss ka utsah dekhte banta tha. Nischal uss ki utsah par mayus hote kahne laga….. “Super hero sirf tumhare uss movie me he achha lagta hai. Main apne gaṛh ke hisab se normal se thoḍa sa majboot ek sipahi huṅ jo tumhe ek super hero lag raha. Khair jane do”….


Nandni….. Tu bilkul bhi achha nahi lagta. Hasta hua he ṭhik hai. Mujhe nahi pata ki tumne kitna dard saha hai, par jab tak tu mere sath hai haṅsata rahega, bas main itna he janti huṅ. Aur tune wo ek ko kyoṅ chhoda, daya dikha raha tha ya filmoṅ ki tarah tu bhi end tak kahani fasana chahta hai. Kahin uss ne mujhe maar diya to….



Nischal ka chehra uss ke emotions bayan kar rahe the….. “Tum bahut achhi ho Nandu”.


Nandni…. Bas-bas ye emotional drama band aur jo sawal puchi uss ka jawab de….


Nischal….. Pagal kahin ki, marna he solution hai kya, jo tab se sawal par sawal kar rahi hai, “kyoṅ chhoda, kyoṅ chhoda”. Main wahan un sab ko marta to uss ka badla lene uss ke grah se 10 log aur aa jate aur unka pahla target main hota.


Nandni….. Haaṅ to tu unko bhi maar deta…. Man on mission, raṇbhumi bana denge iss dharti ko aur dushmano ke khun se hum kranti likh denge. Sab ko chir-far dal Nischal.


Nischal…. Ha ha ha, pagal… bachi ho tum abhi. Tum ye nahi sochti ki sab ko mar kar kewal main he jinda bacha to mere jinda rahne ka kya matlab hai. Ulluuu… ab bas uss par koi bahas nahi.


Nandni…. Haaṅ ṭhik hai guruji samjh gayi. Khaḍus kahin ka jab dekho tab chup karwa deta hai, ṭhik hai uss par koi charcha nahi. Lekin tu batayega, ye raat ki kya kahani hai haaṅ…. takila and all….


Nischal…. Arre wo…. wo to main unka kaam khatam karne ke baad Sawalker ke sath disco me tha…. Aur mat puch takila ke bare me… uss jaisa pey padarth to maine aaj tak nahi piya.


Nandni apne sir par hath pit’ti….. “Ek he raat me ye bewda ho gaya”.


Nandni aur Nischal abhi baateṅ he kar rahe the utne me Kasak ne bhi unhe join kar liya, aur Kasak subah ke gane ki baat chhedti joṛ-joṛ se hasne lagi. Kasak ki baat sun kar Nandni bhi uss ka sath deti hasne lagi. Aalam ye tha ki jo bhi student Nischal ko dekh raha tha bas hase he ja raha tha.


Khair Nischal ko iss hasi se koi fark nahi pad raha tha kyonki uske aakhon ke samne jo chal raha tha wo uss ke dil me chhed kiye ja raha tha. Samne ke chair par baith kar, wo bhi kafi close ho kar Jivisha aur Kuṇal baten kar rahe the.

Rakhtranjit Anurakti -34



Update:-34



“What the hell … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.


Nischal paglon ki tarah gana gane ke baad jab samne dekha to uss ke hathon ka ful bhains chaba raha thi, aur aas-pass khadey ladkey-laḍkiyaṅ hans rahe the. Nischal sab ko dekhte huye, bikul khamosh aur sahma sa utha, bina kisi se najar milaye jo bhaga, sidha apne class me ruka.


Opps !!! Aaj to jaise Nischal ke dil par chhudi chal gayi ho. Class me Jivisha ke pass koi aur ladka baiṭha hua tha. Nischal usse dekh kar chiḍh he raha tha tabhi “hi” bolti Kiraṇ bhi uss ke pass aa kar baith gayi.


Nischal…. Tum yahaṅ kya kar rahi ho.


Kiraṇ…. Arreee, main apne class me huṅ.


Nischal…. Haaṅ to samne dekho, jyada jaan pahchan baḍhane ki jaroorat nahi hai.


Kiraṇ…. Tum se jaan pahchan baḍhayega bhi kun, sala khaḍus…..


Nischal….. Kya boli….


Kirna…. Kuch nahi sir aa gaye hain, aage dekho.


Lekin Nischal aage kyoṅ dekhe, wo to bas Jivisha aur uss ladkey ko he dekha raha tha. Dekh raha tha aur jal raha tha. Dekh raha tha jal raha tha, aur jalta hua Nischal apne hathon se apne kitaboṅ ke panne ko far raha tha.


“You, last bench left side … Mr… tum se he kah raha huṅ… you”….. Professor baar-baar ishara kiye ja raha tha, aur Nischal ko koi hosh he nahi tha. Tabhi Kiraṇ usse ek hath niche se marti…. “Jaag jao devdas, sir tumhe he bula rahe hain”.


Nischal…. Yes sir….


Sir…. Aap yahaṅ aane ka kast karenge…


Nischal, aise matlawale ki tarah chalte huye pahuncha jaise park me ghum raha ho… “lijiye sir main aa gaya”


Pura class se hasne ki awaz aane lagi…. “Silence please, and you out”


Nischal…. Kya ????


Sir…. English nahi samajhte, glass se bahar jao….


Nischal muh laṭkaye, apni jagah se apna saman sameṭa aur uss ladkey ko ghurte Nischal bahar aa gaya. Nischal ke jate he Nandni ne bhi class ko disturb karna shuru kar diya…. Nandni ko distrub karte dekh professor…. “Oh aap par meri najar kyoṅ nahi gayi, aap bhi hain iss class me. Oh dekho to paḍos me Kasak maim bhi hain. Lagta hai tri deviyoṅ ne college join kar liya. Par teesari dikhi rahi, miss Jivisha aap bhi hain kya”?


Jivisha, sir jhukaye apni jagah par khadi hoti…. “Yes sir”


Sir…. Oh pura kunwa fir se ek jagah jama ho gaya hai. Miss Nandni, aap please bahar jaeye. Baki sabhi class me dhyan denge.


Class ke ander…. Jivisha aur wo ladka….


Jaise he Jivisha mayus apne seat par baiṭhi, uss ladke ne ek paper par “hi, I am Kuṇal” likh kar Jivisha ke ore badha diya. Jivisha usse ek jhalak dekhi aur fir samne dekhne lagi. Board par dekhte Jivisha ko ye pahli bar ehsas hua ki kitna boaring hota lacture attend karna.


Iss se pahle Jivisha class me ya to wo Nandni ke sath “paper class” game khelti thi ya class ke bahar he rahti thi. Lekin aaj jab dhyan se board ko dekhte padhai kar rahi thi to sari baten uss ke sir ke upar se ja rahi thi. Kuṇal bhi Jivisha ko he observe kar raha tha.


(Paper class game wo game jo aksar hum class me paper par khelte hain …. X/0 wala 9 box game ya paper par point draw kar ke point par ek-ek turn me line khinch kar apna naam ḍalna)


Sir kisi topic ko bata rahe the aur Jivisha apna sir khuja rahi thi, tabhi Kuṇal ne hasyatamak andaz me uss pure topic ko short me panne ke upar likh kar Jivisha ke ore badha diya. Jivisha ne pahle to ignore kiya, lekin jab class itni boaring ho to Jivisha uss note ko padhne lagi.


Jivisha jab wo note padhi to uss ki haṅsi nikal gayi, sir usse bhi ghurte…. “Ho gaya tumhara bhi shuru, out…. out from class”


Jivisha ko ye baat buri lagi, aur wo najren niche kar ke apni kitabeṅ sameṭne lagi, tabhi uss ki najar Kuṇal ke ek aur note par gayi…. “Sir ko bolo, main topic ko khud me simplify kar ke samajhne ki kosis kar rahi thi, isliye hasi aa gayi”


Jivisha thoḍa muskurati, uss ne bhi sir se kah diya. Sir yuṅ baḍa si aakhen fade, jaise aaj kuch ajuba ho gaya ho… Jivisha ko ascharya se dekhte….. “Topic simplify, Jivisha kahin tum sapne me to nahi baḍabaḍa rahi”


Jivisha ne bhi same Kuṇal ke likhe style me uss topic ko hu-bahu suna diya. Sir was like, jaise koi ullu ghur raha ho… muh khole aschrya se Jivisha ko wo dekha raha…. “Ok baith jao”


Jivisha jab baiṭhi to Kunak ko dekh kar muskurai, aur paper par smiley bana kar… “thanks, I am Jivisha”. Fir dono ek dusre ko dekh kar muskuraye aur ab wo class Jivisha ke liye bilkul boaring nahi tha.


Idhar Nandni… Nischal ke piche…


Nandni…. Gadhe ruk…


Nischal…. Nandni abhi main upset huṅ, mujhe akela chhod do.


Nandni, Nischal ka hath thame…. “Tu chal canteen pahle. Kaminey main tera intzar kal raat se kar rahi huṅ. Mere dimaġ me bhuchal macha hai”.


Nischal… Ohhh, kal ki ghaṭna ko le kar…


Nandni…. Haaṅ kal ki ghaṭna ko le kar bhi, aur ye tere paglon ki tarah behaviour ko le kar bhi.


Dono canteen me pahunche, Nandni ne do coffee order kiya, tabhi Nischal uss waiter ko wapas bulate kahne laga… “suno bhai, ek cup coffee iss ke liye aur mere liye 2 takila shot”


“Wtf… iss ki to” ….. “bhaiya aap do cup coffee le aao, Nischal jante ho iss waqt mera man kaisa kar raha hai”


Nischal…. Kaisa..


Nandni…. Apne sir ka baal khud noch lun…


Nischal…. To mujh se kya puch rahi ho, noch lo. Main bhi help kar dun kya…


Nandni…. Nischal murkhoṅ ki tarah behave karna band kar, tu jo aaj subah se kar raha hai wo murkhoṅ ki ṭharah behave karna kahte hain…


Nischal….. Mujhe detailed me samjha….


Nandni….. Tera wo paglon ki tarah gana gana. Sir ke pass bewakoofoṅ ki tarah chal kar jana, kahna lo aa gaya…. Aur yahaṅ canteen me takila shot magna. Mujhe ek baat samjha tu jaan bujh kar ye sab kar raha hai ya tumhara ye murkhoṅ jaisa natural behaviour hai.


Nischal, ġusse me aakhen dikhata…. “Mujhe murkh kahna band karo. Maine enternet par dekha tha hero ko gana gate aur waise he main bhi, bilkul siddat se gana ga raha tha, taki sari kaynat mujhe Jivisha se milane me lag jaye. Aur tu mere chalne aur bolne par kya comment kar rahi hai… kitni mehnat se to har tarah ke mood ke hisab se maine bolna sikha ai….


Nischal apni baat bole ja raha tha aur Nandni hase ja rahi thi, jab uss ka bolna ho gaya…. “Bilkul sahi ja rahe ho Nischal, lekin bina akal lagaye aise he copy karte rahe to sari kaynat milane me nahi, tumhe tere grah par bhagane me lag jayegi. Suno meri baat dhyan se… aur iss baat ko dhyan me rakha …..


Nischal…. Haaṅ main dhyan se sun raha huṅ….


Nandni…. Nischal, log kisi ka tarika dekh kar sirf ye sikhte hain ki karna kaise hai, lekin yadi hum exactly ussi tarah copy kar ke kisi chij ko pane ki kosis kare to hum result ke liye sure hahi hote.


Nischal…. Thoḍa aur clear kar ke samjhao na.


Nandni…. Aammmm, tumhe kaise samjhauṅ….. Haaṅ tumhe yaad hai tum kisi ke dimaġ me ghusne ki kosis karte ho, aur ab tak uss kala me tum purṇ safal nahi ho paye ho. Jaroor tum ne wo kisi ka tarika sikha hoga aur karne lage hoge.


Nischal…. Haaṅ, sahi kahi. Lekin ye tumhe kaise pata.


Nandni…. Buddhu, jo bhi hum yahaṅ kisi ko karte dekhte hain, ya kuch hote dekhte hain ussi se to idea lete hain. Aisa koi bhi idea ya theory nahi jo bina kisi reason ke dimaġ me aaaye samjhe. Har naye chij ke experiment ke pichhe purane kisi baat ka karaṇ hota hai.


Nischal…. Haaṅ sahi hai, maine bhi ye dimaġ me jhakna apne ek guru ke kitab se sikha tha, par main unki tarah ban nahi paya.


Nandni…. Yesss, ye wahi example hai ki tum ne bas kewal padha. Paḍho aur paḍh kar idea lo, lekin us idea par apna naya experiment kar ke usse ek nayi disha do. Suno basic sab ke same he rahte hain, kewal pattern apne hisab se badalna paḍta hai.


Nischal….. Haaṅ samjh gaya… aur ye naye pattern change se ek aur naya idea janm leta hai, jo aage koi aur uss par apne pattern se experiment kar ke usse naya roop de deta hai.


Nandni… That’s like my good boy ab tum samjh gaye na. Ab to bewakoofoṅ jaisi harkat nahi karoge na.


Nischal….. Haaṅ karuṅga, par wo harkat bhi sab kuch socha aur samjha he hoga. Ab bas kar, tune bahut gyan de diya.


Nandni…. Ye gyan tere pagalpan ko ṭhik karne ke liye tha. Lekin mera pagalpan kaun dur karega.


Nischal…. Tumhe kya hua….


Nandni…. Kal puri raat tu tha kahaṅ, aur wo humla aur ye takila… mujhe har baat jan’ni hai….


Nischal….. “Waise jitna mand buddhi tum mujhe samjhati ho utna main huṅ nahi… Kasak ko chhodne ka matlab, unhe ye pata chal gaya tha ki hume pata chal chuka hai ki wo log Jivisha par najar diye huye hain. Jivisha ki family unka target nahi, yadi aisa hota to wo Kasak ko wo mar dete. Haaṅ lekin, main unke raste me aa raha huṅ, isliye mujh par humla karne se wo chukenge nahi. Isliye maine flat ke entrance me apna alert device laga aaya tha”.


“Ye khas desine ka device un ailan ki jankari dega jise tum apni aakhon se dekh nahi paogi. Apne har kamre ke gate par maine protective layer bhi chadha diya tha, jise koi bhi jabardasti aasani se khol nahi pata. Fir kya tha jaise he wo apne flat me entry kiye, tabhi maine tumhe inform kar diya tha”.


Nandni…. Ohhhh, fir unka kya hua jo humla karne aaye the.


Nischal… Hoga kya, 3 log aur wo janwar tha. Maine unke leader ko chhod kar baki sab ko mar diya.


Nandni…. Kya tune sab ko mar diya, dono ore se laḍai hui kya ? Tumhe bhi choṭ aayi hai. Bata na….


Nischal…. Shant !!! Mujhe koi choṭ nahi aayi main safe huṅ. Waise bhi mere marne ki kala tum nahi janti, batane laga to 4/5 din lag jayenge.


Nandni…. Matlab tum ek super hero ki tarah ho filmoṅ wale, jo dushman par yuṅ dhishum-dhishum war karta hai.


Nandni jab ye kah rahi thi tab uss ka utsah dekhte banta tha. Nischal uss ki utsah par mayus hote kahne laga….. “Super hero sirf tumhare uss movie me he achha lagta hai. Main apne gaṛh ke hisab se normal se thoḍa sa majboot ek sipahi huṅ jo tumhe ek super hero lag raha. Khair jane do”….


Nandni….. Tu bilkul bhi achha nahi lagta. Hasta hua he ṭhik hai. Mujhe nahi pata ki tumne kitna dard saha hai, par jab tak tu mere sath hai haṅsata rahega, bas main itna he janti huṅ. Aur tune wo ek ko kyoṅ chhoda, daya dikha raha tha ya filmoṅ ki tarah tu bhi end tak kahani fasana chahta hai. Kahin uss ne mujhe maar diya to….



Nischal ka chehra uss ke emotions bayan kar rahe the….. “Tum bahut achhi ho Nandu”.


Nandni…. Bas-bas ye emotional drama band aur jo sawal puchi uss ka jawab de….


Nischal….. Pagal kahin ki, marna he solution hai kya, jo tab se sawal par sawal kar rahi hai, “kyoṅ chhoda, kyoṅ chhoda”. Main wahan un sab ko marta to uss ka badla lene uss ke grah se 10 log aur aa jate aur unka pahla target main hota.


Nandni….. Haaṅ to tu unko bhi maar deta…. Man on mission, raṇbhumi bana denge iss dharti ko aur dushmano ke khun se hum kranti likh denge. Sab ko chir-far dal Nischal.


Nischal…. Ha ha ha, pagal… bachi ho tum abhi. Tum ye nahi sochti ki sab ko mar kar kewal main he jinda bacha to mere jinda rahne ka kya matlab hai. Ulluuu… ab bas uss par koi bahas nahi.


Nandni…. Haaṅ ṭhik hai guruji samjh gayi. Khaḍus kahin ka jab dekho tab chup karwa deta hai, ṭhik hai uss par koi charcha nahi. Lekin tu batayega, ye raat ki kya kahani hai haaṅ…. takila and all….


Nischal…. Arre wo…. wo to main unka kaam khatam karne ke baad Sawalker ke sath disco me tha…. Aur mat puch takila ke bare me… uss jaisa pey padarth to maine aaj tak nahi piya.


Nandni apne sir par hath pit’ti….. “Ek he raat me ye bewda ho gaya”.


Nandni aur Nischal abhi baateṅ he kar rahe the utne me Kasak ne bhi unhe join kar liya, aur Kasak subah ke gane ki baat chhedti joṛ-joṛ se hasne lagi. Kasak ki baat sun kar Nandni bhi uss ka sath deti hasne lagi. Aalam ye tha ki jo bhi student Nischal ko dekh raha tha bas hase he ja raha tha.


Khair Nischal ko iss hasi se koi fark nahi pad raha tha kyonki uske aakhon ke samne jo chal raha tha wo uss ke dil me chhed kiye ja raha tha. Samne ke chair par baith kar, wo bhi kafi close ho kar Jivisha aur Kuṇal baten kar rahe the.

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