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“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke stah. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.


Nischal disco me mast ho kar nach raha tha, aur tabhi nachte-nachte wo achanak he wahan se padesan ho kar bahar nikla. Usse bahar nikalte dekh Tanisha bhi Nischal ke pichhe chupke se bahar nikli. Nischal bahar nikalte he Nandni ko call lagate….


Nandni…. Bol Nischal, kya baat hai.


Nischal….. Bina kuch soche iss waqt apne kamre me bhago.


Nandni…. Par hua kya.


Nischal…. Koi ghusa hai wahan, jo tumhe marne aaya hai. Ab sawal baad me pahle jo kaha wo karo.


Nandni turant Ansh ka hath pakḍi aur sidha usse bedroom me le kar chali gayi. Ansh hairani se usse dekhte huye puchne laga…. “Aisa kya kah diya Nischal ne jo tum ghabrakar bedroom me bhagi”


Nandni, Ansh ke hoton pe ungli rakhti…… “Shiiiiiiiii, uss ne kaha wo aaj raat nahi aayega. So my dear hone wale pati ji, ab ek laḍki, apne hone wale ke sath akeli ho, wo bhi ek he kamre me, aur koi aane wala nahi, to wo ghabrakar he apne arman batayegi na”.


Nandni apni baten bolte waqt, apni najren ko charo ore daura bhi rahi thi, kahin koi hai to nahi. Itni me Ansh ne Nandni ke kamar me hath dal kar khud se chipka liya aur uss ke hoton se hont laga kar chumne laga. Jaise he Ansh ne chuma, Nandni ki aakhen aschrya se puri khul gayi. Usse samjh me nahi aa raha tha wo kya react kare.


Nischal bhi Nandni ko inform kiya aur flat ki ore bhaga. Nischal ki baten sun’ne tatha usse bhagte dekh, Tanisha ne bhi Josefer se contact kiya…. “Haaṅ Tanisha kya baat hai”


Tanisha…. Usse pata hai ki tu uss ke ghar me ghusa hai.


Josefer…. Achha tabhi, laḍki jaldi se apne kamre me bhagi. Abhi kahaṅ hai wo….


Tanisha…. Kuch he der me wahan pahunch raha hoga.


Josefer… “Thik hai aane de usse, tab tak main inhe saf karta huṅ” … Josefer ki baten khatam hui, aur wo darwaja kholne laga…. Ek kosis, do kosis aur darwaja nahi khula. Josefer ne apne aadmiyon ke ore dekha, jo apne leader ki nakam kosis dekh rahe the aur fir ek baar aur joṛ lagaya, darwaja ab bhi na khula….


Ansh, kiss ko toḍte…. “Koi darwaja khaṭ-khaṭa raha hai”…. Nandni, jaldi se usse bahon me leti… “Nischal aaya hoga, chhodo usse dhyan mat do uss par, aur yahaṅ concentrate karo” .. kahte huye Nandni ne Ansh ke sir ko pakḍa aur khud ke hoton se chipka li. Ansh ek baar fir bare josh se Nandni ko kiss karne laga, aur Nandni ki fati aakhen ab bhi darwaje ko he dekh rahi thi.


Idhar gate ke bahar Josefer, 2-3 baar ki kosison ke baad bhi jab darwaja nahi khula. Anth me wo darwaje se hat gaya aur apne sath laye uss janwar ko ishara kiya. Janwar char kadam piche leta, gate ki ore daur gaya…. “Dhaaraaaammmmm”


Ander Ansh aur Nandni kiss me ḍube the. Itna tej gate se ṭakrane ki awaz aayi ki dono chaunk kar alag ho gaye. Idhar Nandni ki chhati dar se … “dhakkkk… dhakkkkk” kar rahi thi, aur udhar “Nischal ka kiya dhara hai ye sab”.. ye baat sochte Ansh ka khun jal raha tha.


Ansh badi teji se gate ki ore bad’te…. “Nandni, main iss Nischal ka khun pi jauṅga, Kamina, kutta haramjada. Sala, suar… ruk tujhe dikhata huṅ abhi”.


“Nahi, Ansh jane do… mat darwaja kholo… nahi… nahi… nahiiiiiiii”..… Nandni jab tak usse mana karti, tab tak wo gate tak pahunch chuka tha. “Ab kya hoga” soch kar, Nandni ka dil joṛoṅ se dhaḍakne laga aur dar se usne apni aakhen muṅd li.


Jaise he Ansh ne darwaja khola he…. “Uffff, lagta hai maine hot romantic moment ko bigaṛ diya”… Nischal gate ke pichhe chhip kar, kewal apna sir nikal kar bola.


Idhar gate par Nischal ko dekh kar Nandni ne rahat ki sans li, aur Dr apne romance me khalal ḍalne ka uss se badla lene laga. Dr ke man me jo aaya wo bolta chala ja raha tha, aur Dr ki bhaḍas sun kar Nischal bas ṭhahake maar kar hans raha tha. Ab kisi ke romance shuru hone se pahle he ek to usse distrub kiya upar se Nischal ki haṅsi, Ansh ke ġusse ko aur bhaḍka rahi thi.


Ansh jab bhaḍka hua tha, aur anap-snap bake ja raha tha. Tabhi Nischal ne Nandni ko ishara kar ke usse ander le jane ko kaha. Nandni ne bhi isharoṅ ko samjha aur Ansh ka shirt khinch kar usse ander leti…. “Ab isse saza he dete hain Ansh. Tum ander aao, aur karne do isse jo kar raha hai”. Apni baat kahi, Ansh ko khich kar pichhe kiya aur darwaja band. Darwaja band kar ke Nandni ne Ansh ke shirt ko dobara khincha, aur usse apne kiss me uljha di.


Iss ke purv, jab wo janwar gate ki ore teji se baḍhne ke liye pichhe step le raha tha, tabhi Nischal hawa ki tarah uss jagah par pahuncha aur syannn se sab ke pass se ho kar gujra. Janwar ne gate me ṭakkar marne ke liye daur lagaya…. Wooooooooo…. Aur aage jo hua usse dekh kar Josefer aur uske sathi datoṅ tale ungliyan chaba gaye.


Janwar puri raftar se badha, Nischal jis raftar se aaya tha, apni daur par kabu karta paun se slide kiya. Idhar janwar ka aanshik sir darwaje se ṭakraya, udhar Nischal teji se slide karta niche baiṭha aur punch ko pakaḍ kar, janwar ko hawa me urrate apne piche paṭak diya. Josefer aur uss ke sathiyoṅ ne dekha… kaise wo vishal sa janwar Nischal ke sir ke upar se hawa me tairta, dhamnn se uss ke pichhe ja gira.


Janwar itni joṛ se gira tha ki wo girte he behosh ho gaya. Agle he pal Nischal raftar pakaḍte ek-ek kar ke dono ke pass pahuncha aur un dono ko, dauṛte huye kandhe ki itni joṛ ki ṭakkar diya ki wo dono bhi behosh. Itne me gate khula, aur Josefer gate ki ore lapka.


Nischal bhi uss ke pichhe jate, Josefer ka gardan pakaḍ kar usse roll karta hua apne piche le liya. Ansh se puri baton ke dauran wo Josefer ka gardan pakdey usse roke rakha tha. Jaise he darwaja band hua, Nischal piche muḍa aur Josefer ko gardan se pakaḍ kar hawa me utha liya, aur uss ke sine par ek lat itni joṛ ka mara ki wo sidha ja kar diwal se ṭakraya aur behosh.


Ansh fir kiss toḍta….. “Iss ka main khun kar duṅga, ye bahar kya kar raha hai. Jaanbujh kar itna shor kar raha hai, taki hum distrub ho”.


Nandni, fir se Ansh ka shirt khinchti khud se chipakti…. “Wo kahaṅ bhagne wala hai, kya ye hisab baad me nahi karoge. Abhi mera mood horney hua ja raha hai” … Itna kah kar Nandni ne fir se kiss karna shuru kar diya…. “Nischal kamine, jis daur se main abhi gujar rahi huṅ uss ka badla jab main lungi, to tu bhi yaad rahega”


Bahar, char behosh, Josefer aur uss ke 2 sathi aur sath me wo janwar. Charoṅ ko lapeṭa, flat se bahar nikla. Hawa si aisi raftar, ki Nischal ko dekh pana namumakin. Nischal sab ko le kar sidha wo Sawalker ke encounter spot par pahunch gaya.


Sir par hath ḍale jab Josefer aur uss ke sathi hosh me aaye to samne ka najara dekh kar unki aankhen fat gayi. Nischal khanjar liye uss janwar ko aaḍha chir chuka tha, aur uss ka khanjar uss janwar ko chirte upar ki taraf baḍh raha tha.


Kururta ka aisa najara dekh kar sabhi ke muh me praṇ aa gaye. Josefer ka ek sathi dar ke mare wahan se bhagne laga. Saynnnnnnnn… Josefer ko aisa laga jaise tej hawa jhonka saynnn se uss ke kaan ke pass se gujri ho. Aur jab najar ghuma kar apne sathi ko dekha, to wo bhi Nischal ke khanjar ka shikar ban chuka tha, aur uss ka sarir do hissoṅ me bata para tha….


Nischal ki tej dahaṛ….. “Apni jagah sab baithe raho, bilkul shant. Mujhe shor pasand nahi”.


Nischal ki dahaṛ sun kar Josefer aur uss ka sathi wahiṅ baiṭha rah gaya, aur Nischal apna adhura kaam pura karne pahunch gaya. Dekhte he dekhte uss ne janwar ko bhi chir kar do hissoṅ me baṅṭ diya. Nischal ab pahuncha un dono ke pass, dono ko upar se le kar niche tak dekhte huye….. “Kise marne gaya tha”


Dono me se kisi ke juban se awaz nahi nikli. Nischal ne apna sawal doharaya, aur Josefer ka sathi ḍarte huye kahne laga….. “Uss laḍki, aur uss ladke ka shikar”……


Wo apni baat pura bhi nahi kiya tha ki agle he pal uss ki do hissoṅ me bati hui lash, jamin par pari thi. Nischal uss ke sir ke bich me khanjar dal kar niche tak chir chuka tha. Ab sirf wahan eklauta Josefer bacha tha, jo na bhag sakta tha, aur na ruk sakta tha.


Nischal….. Tum iss ke team leader ho.


Josefer, Nischal se char kadam piche hat’te…. “Haan”


Wo dhire se 4 kadam piche hua aur Nischal bilkul uss ke samne khada tha…… “Aaj thoḍa kamjor feel kar raha, ṭhik se bhag nahi pa raha. Iss ka matlab ye nahi ki tum mujhe daurao. Haaṅ to mr ailan tum ne kya socha, mujhe ye ehsas nahi hoga ki tum humla bhi kar sakte ho”.


Josefer….. Suno, hum dono iss duniya ke nahi, fir tum kyoṅ dusri taraf khadey ho.


Nischal…. Ek chhoti si baat tumhe samjhata huṅ, samjh gaye to ṭhik warna agli bar main baat nahi karuṅga. Dur raho… warna main kewal yahin se tumhe nahi saaf karuṅga balki tumhare grah par ja kar tumhari samast prajati ko khatam karne ke baad ek kitab likhuṅga, jiska naam hoga…. Ek tha grah… ab bhag yahaṅ se….


Josefer chala gaya, Nischal khada ho kar upar aasman ko dekhne laga aur apne khuda ko dil se bas sukriya kaha. Jaise he Nischal ka kaam khatam hua, usne bas ek chhoti si smily Nandni ke mobile par post kar diya. Jab wo msg kar raha tha, utne me Sawalker ka bhi call aa gaya aur wo disco chala gaya….


Jhuma, nacha gaya, aur usse sharab itni pasand aayi ki bewron ki tarah pi kar wo nashe me dhutt ho gaya. Sawalker bechara, Nischal ko lad kar apne ghar le gaya. Darwaje par khada Sawalker, Nischal ko kandhe se pakdey, bell bajane laga…..


Pahle to aadhe ghantey gate nahi khula, fir jhaṭke se gate khula, aur chiḍhi hui grihiṇi, tamtati gate par….. “Kitni baar boli huṅ, bewron ki tarah aise pi kar mere darwaje par mat aaya karo. Bhago, thane me he sona aaj. Ek tum kam the jo dusre piyakkaṛ ko bhi lade aaye ho. Kaun hai ye”?


Sawalker, apni biwi ki dahaṛ sun kar jaise sab bhul he gaya ho…. “Ye wo, wooo, bataya tha na wo hai”


Sawalker ki patni, Jyoti…. “Haaṅ to apne wo ko le kar bhago yahaṅ se warna jhaḍu se maruṅgi”


Wahan ki gahmagahami sun kar Nischal ki aakhen thodi khuli. Samne ek lady ko dekh kar…. “Baḍe bhaiya ye hot item kaun hai”


“Hot item”… Sawalker ki aaṅkheṅ fati ki fati rah gayi. Aur wo fati aakhon se apni biwi ko dekhne laga. Aur Jyoti raat ke 1.30 baje itna pyara compliment sun kar sidha ander gayi aur jhaḍu ke sath he bahar aayi. Bechara Sawalker, usse raat jeep me he bitani pari.


Subah-subah Jyoti Sawalker ko uṭha kar…. “Ander aao”


Sawalker uṭha aur sath me Nischal ko bhi ander le kar chala aaya. Dono jald he ready ho kar naste ke table par aaye…. “Utar gayi ho raat ki to, 2 peg aur bana kar dun”


Sawalker…. Sorry na Jyoti, wo sab iss ka kiya dhara hai. Mujh se jid karne laga ki chalo disco chalo, aur mujhe khinch kar le gaya.


Jyoti… Haaṅ aur aap to dudh pite bache ho na. Sharm nahi aati aap ko aise bahane banate. Aur tum, badtamij ladke, main tumhe hot item dikh rahi huṅ”


Nischal, isharoṅ me puchta “ye kaun hai”….. Sawalker uss ke kan me bola… “gadhe tumhari bhabhi hai, jise rat me tumne kaha tha ye hot item kaun hai”


Nischal kursi ko aise piche kar ke uṭha ki Sawalker aur Jyoti dono chaunk gaye. Nischal apni jagah se haṭa, aur ja kar daṇḍawat Jyoti ke kadmoṅ me gir kar…..


“Bhabhi, main bahut he sarif type ka ladka huṅ. Main to bas wahan dance kar raha tha. Baḍe bhaiya he wahan disco me chhote-chhote kapdey pahne laḍkiyoṅ ko tar rahe the aur kah rahe the ki kya mast hot mal hai. Maine in se pucha ki iska matlab kya hota hai. To inhine he mujhe uss waqt sikhaya… “Isse kisi laḍki ko compliment dena kahte hain”


Jyoti, uss ka para to jaise asamaṅ chhu raha ho. Sawalker ḍarte huye… “Jhuṭh bol raha hai ye Jyoti”.


“Khao meri kasam ye jhuṭh bol raha hai. Tumhari aakhon me likha hai tharki ki tum iss sarif se bache ko kya sab sikhaye ho”…. Fir kya tha dono dampatti ḍaining table ke round and round chakkar lagate rahe. Tom & Jerry ki pakḍa pakḍi chalu thi.


Khair Nischal aaj fir Sawalker ke stah he college pahuncha. College parking ke gate se takriban 100 meter ki duri par Nischal hathoṅ me ful liye wahan Jivisha ka intzar karne laga. Aaj apne naye safar ki surwat karne wala th, isliye dil me hajar arman umaṛ se rahe the. Emotions jo ab control me nahi the.


Tabhi usse ehsas hua Jivisha uss ke pass se gujri hai. Ab wo uss ke parking se lauṭne ka intzarrrr… intzarrrrr… aur ufffff… dikh gayi uss ke dil ki dhaḍkan…. Jaise-jaise wo pass aa rahi thi, Nischal ander se gudaguda raha tha aur uss ke dil me kuch-kuch ho raha tha…..


Jivisha, karib aur karib usse aati najar aane lagi. Nischal se char kadam ki duri par, aur Nischal baith gaya apne ghuṭne par…..


O re piya haye.. O re piya haye.. O re piya haye..

Udne laga kyon man baawla re
Aaya kahan se yeh hosla re

O re piya haye.., O re piya haye..

Tanabana tanabana bunti hawaa haaye bunti hawa
Boondein bhi to aaye nahi baaz yahan

Sagish mein shaamil sara jahan hai
Har zare zare ki yeh iltiza hai

O re Piya, O re Piya haye..
O re piya haye.. O re Piya

ni re ,re re ga
ga ga ma
ma ma pa
pa ma ga re sa
sa re re sa
ga ga re
ma ma ga
pa pa ma
dha dha pa
ni ni sa sa pa
pa sa ma pa dha ni sa ni
re ni sa sa sa.. . . . ..


“What the hell … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.



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Rakhtranjit Anurakti -33


Update:-33



“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke stah. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.


Nischal disco me mast ho kar nach raha tha, aur tabhi nachte-nachte wo achanak he wahan se padesan ho kar bahar nikla. Usse bahar nikalte dekh Tanisha bhi Nischal ke pichhe chupke se bahar nikli. Nischal bahar nikalte he Nandni ko call lagate….


Nandni…. Bol Nischal, kya baat hai.


Nischal….. Bina kuch soche iss waqt apne kamre me bhago.


Nandni…. Par hua kya.


Nischal…. Koi ghusa hai wahan, jo tumhe marne aaya hai. Ab sawal baad me pahle jo kaha wo karo.


Nandni turant Ansh ka hath pakḍi aur sidha usse bedroom me le kar chali gayi. Ansh hairani se usse dekhte huye puchne laga…. “Aisa kya kah diya Nischal ne jo tum ghabrakar bedroom me bhagi”


Nandni, Ansh ke hoton pe ungli rakhti…… “Shiiiiiiiii, uss ne kaha wo aaj raat nahi aayega. So my dear hone wale pati ji, ab ek laḍki, apne hone wale ke sath akeli ho, wo bhi ek he kamre me, aur koi aane wala nahi, to wo ghabrakar he apne arman batayegi na”.


Nandni apni baten bolte waqt, apni najren ko charo ore daura bhi rahi thi, kahin koi hai to nahi. Itni me Ansh ne Nandni ke kamar me hath dal kar khud se chipka liya aur uss ke hoton se hont laga kar chumne laga. Jaise he Ansh ne chuma, Nandni ki aakhen aschrya se puri khul gayi. Usse samjh me nahi aa raha tha wo kya react kare.


Nischal bhi Nandni ko inform kiya aur flat ki ore bhaga. Nischal ki baten sun’ne tatha usse bhagte dekh, Tanisha ne bhi Josefer se contact kiya…. “Haaṅ Tanisha kya baat hai”


Tanisha…. Usse pata hai ki tu uss ke ghar me ghusa hai.


Josefer…. Achha tabhi, laḍki jaldi se apne kamre me bhagi. Abhi kahaṅ hai wo….


Tanisha…. Kuch he der me wahan pahunch raha hoga.


Josefer… “Thik hai aane de usse, tab tak main inhe saf karta huṅ” … Josefer ki baten khatam hui, aur wo darwaja kholne laga…. Ek kosis, do kosis aur darwaja nahi khula. Josefer ne apne aadmiyon ke ore dekha, jo apne leader ki nakam kosis dekh rahe the aur fir ek baar aur joṛ lagaya, darwaja ab bhi na khula….


Ansh, kiss ko toḍte…. “Koi darwaja khaṭ-khaṭa raha hai”…. Nandni, jaldi se usse bahon me leti… “Nischal aaya hoga, chhodo usse dhyan mat do uss par, aur yahaṅ concentrate karo” .. kahte huye Nandni ne Ansh ke sir ko pakḍa aur khud ke hoton se chipka li. Ansh ek baar fir bare josh se Nandni ko kiss karne laga, aur Nandni ki fati aakhen ab bhi darwaje ko he dekh rahi thi.


Idhar gate ke bahar Josefer, 2-3 baar ki kosison ke baad bhi jab darwaja nahi khula. Anth me wo darwaje se hat gaya aur apne sath laye uss janwar ko ishara kiya. Janwar char kadam piche leta, gate ki ore daur gaya…. “Dhaaraaaammmmm”


Ander Ansh aur Nandni kiss me ḍube the. Itna tej gate se ṭakrane ki awaz aayi ki dono chaunk kar alag ho gaye. Idhar Nandni ki chhati dar se … “dhakkkk… dhakkkkk” kar rahi thi, aur udhar “Nischal ka kiya dhara hai ye sab”.. ye baat sochte Ansh ka khun jal raha tha.


Ansh badi teji se gate ki ore bad’te…. “Nandni, main iss Nischal ka khun pi jauṅga, Kamina, kutta haramjada. Sala, suar… ruk tujhe dikhata huṅ abhi”.


“Nahi, Ansh jane do… mat darwaja kholo… nahi… nahi… nahiiiiiiii”..… Nandni jab tak usse mana karti, tab tak wo gate tak pahunch chuka tha. “Ab kya hoga” soch kar, Nandni ka dil joṛoṅ se dhaḍakne laga aur dar se usne apni aakhen muṅd li.


Jaise he Ansh ne darwaja khola he…. “Uffff, lagta hai maine hot romantic moment ko bigaṛ diya”… Nischal gate ke pichhe chhip kar, kewal apna sir nikal kar bola.


Idhar gate par Nischal ko dekh kar Nandni ne rahat ki sans li, aur Dr apne romance me khalal ḍalne ka uss se badla lene laga. Dr ke man me jo aaya wo bolta chala ja raha tha, aur Dr ki bhaḍas sun kar Nischal bas ṭhahake maar kar hans raha tha. Ab kisi ke romance shuru hone se pahle he ek to usse distrub kiya upar se Nischal ki haṅsi, Ansh ke ġusse ko aur bhaḍka rahi thi.


Ansh jab bhaḍka hua tha, aur anap-snap bake ja raha tha. Tabhi Nischal ne Nandni ko ishara kar ke usse ander le jane ko kaha. Nandni ne bhi isharoṅ ko samjha aur Ansh ka shirt khinch kar usse ander leti…. “Ab isse saza he dete hain Ansh. Tum ander aao, aur karne do isse jo kar raha hai”. Apni baat kahi, Ansh ko khich kar pichhe kiya aur darwaja band. Darwaja band kar ke Nandni ne Ansh ke shirt ko dobara khincha, aur usse apne kiss me uljha di.


Iss ke purv, jab wo janwar gate ki ore teji se baḍhne ke liye pichhe step le raha tha, tabhi Nischal hawa ki tarah uss jagah par pahuncha aur syannn se sab ke pass se ho kar gujra. Janwar ne gate me ṭakkar marne ke liye daur lagaya…. Wooooooooo…. Aur aage jo hua usse dekh kar Josefer aur uske sathi datoṅ tale ungliyan chaba gaye.


Janwar puri raftar se badha, Nischal jis raftar se aaya tha, apni daur par kabu karta paun se slide kiya. Idhar janwar ka aanshik sir darwaje se ṭakraya, udhar Nischal teji se slide karta niche baiṭha aur punch ko pakaḍ kar, janwar ko hawa me urrate apne piche paṭak diya. Josefer aur uss ke sathiyoṅ ne dekha… kaise wo vishal sa janwar Nischal ke sir ke upar se hawa me tairta, dhamnn se uss ke pichhe ja gira.


Janwar itni joṛ se gira tha ki wo girte he behosh ho gaya. Agle he pal Nischal raftar pakaḍte ek-ek kar ke dono ke pass pahuncha aur un dono ko, dauṛte huye kandhe ki itni joṛ ki ṭakkar diya ki wo dono bhi behosh. Itne me gate khula, aur Josefer gate ki ore lapka.


Nischal bhi uss ke pichhe jate, Josefer ka gardan pakaḍ kar usse roll karta hua apne piche le liya. Ansh se puri baton ke dauran wo Josefer ka gardan pakdey usse roke rakha tha. Jaise he darwaja band hua, Nischal piche muḍa aur Josefer ko gardan se pakaḍ kar hawa me utha liya, aur uss ke sine par ek lat itni joṛ ka mara ki wo sidha ja kar diwal se ṭakraya aur behosh.


Ansh fir kiss toḍta….. “Iss ka main khun kar duṅga, ye bahar kya kar raha hai. Jaanbujh kar itna shor kar raha hai, taki hum distrub ho”.


Nandni, fir se Ansh ka shirt khinchti khud se chipakti…. “Wo kahaṅ bhagne wala hai, kya ye hisab baad me nahi karoge. Abhi mera mood horney hua ja raha hai” … Itna kah kar Nandni ne fir se kiss karna shuru kar diya…. “Nischal kamine, jis daur se main abhi gujar rahi huṅ uss ka badla jab main lungi, to tu bhi yaad rahega”


Bahar, char behosh, Josefer aur uss ke 2 sathi aur sath me wo janwar. Charoṅ ko lapeṭa, flat se bahar nikla. Hawa si aisi raftar, ki Nischal ko dekh pana namumakin. Nischal sab ko le kar sidha wo Sawalker ke encounter spot par pahunch gaya.


Sir par hath ḍale jab Josefer aur uss ke sathi hosh me aaye to samne ka najara dekh kar unki aankhen fat gayi. Nischal khanjar liye uss janwar ko aaḍha chir chuka tha, aur uss ka khanjar uss janwar ko chirte upar ki taraf baḍh raha tha.


Kururta ka aisa najara dekh kar sabhi ke muh me praṇ aa gaye. Josefer ka ek sathi dar ke mare wahan se bhagne laga. Saynnnnnnnn… Josefer ko aisa laga jaise tej hawa jhonka saynnn se uss ke kaan ke pass se gujri ho. Aur jab najar ghuma kar apne sathi ko dekha, to wo bhi Nischal ke khanjar ka shikar ban chuka tha, aur uss ka sarir do hissoṅ me bata para tha….


Nischal ki tej dahaṛ….. “Apni jagah sab baithe raho, bilkul shant. Mujhe shor pasand nahi”.


Nischal ki dahaṛ sun kar Josefer aur uss ka sathi wahiṅ baiṭha rah gaya, aur Nischal apna adhura kaam pura karne pahunch gaya. Dekhte he dekhte uss ne janwar ko bhi chir kar do hissoṅ me baṅṭ diya. Nischal ab pahuncha un dono ke pass, dono ko upar se le kar niche tak dekhte huye….. “Kise marne gaya tha”


Dono me se kisi ke juban se awaz nahi nikli. Nischal ne apna sawal doharaya, aur Josefer ka sathi ḍarte huye kahne laga….. “Uss laḍki, aur uss ladke ka shikar”……


Wo apni baat pura bhi nahi kiya tha ki agle he pal uss ki do hissoṅ me bati hui lash, jamin par pari thi. Nischal uss ke sir ke bich me khanjar dal kar niche tak chir chuka tha. Ab sirf wahan eklauta Josefer bacha tha, jo na bhag sakta tha, aur na ruk sakta tha.


Nischal….. Tum iss ke team leader ho.


Josefer, Nischal se char kadam piche hat’te…. “Haan”


Wo dhire se 4 kadam piche hua aur Nischal bilkul uss ke samne khada tha…… “Aaj thoḍa kamjor feel kar raha, ṭhik se bhag nahi pa raha. Iss ka matlab ye nahi ki tum mujhe daurao. Haaṅ to mr ailan tum ne kya socha, mujhe ye ehsas nahi hoga ki tum humla bhi kar sakte ho”.


Josefer….. Suno, hum dono iss duniya ke nahi, fir tum kyoṅ dusri taraf khadey ho.


Nischal…. Ek chhoti si baat tumhe samjhata huṅ, samjh gaye to ṭhik warna agli bar main baat nahi karuṅga. Dur raho… warna main kewal yahin se tumhe nahi saaf karuṅga balki tumhare grah par ja kar tumhari samast prajati ko khatam karne ke baad ek kitab likhuṅga, jiska naam hoga…. Ek tha grah… ab bhag yahaṅ se….


Josefer chala gaya, Nischal khada ho kar upar aasman ko dekhne laga aur apne khuda ko dil se bas sukriya kaha. Jaise he Nischal ka kaam khatam hua, usne bas ek chhoti si smily Nandni ke mobile par post kar diya. Jab wo msg kar raha tha, utne me Sawalker ka bhi call aa gaya aur wo disco chala gaya….


Jhuma, nacha gaya, aur usse sharab itni pasand aayi ki bewron ki tarah pi kar wo nashe me dhutt ho gaya. Sawalker bechara, Nischal ko lad kar apne ghar le gaya. Darwaje par khada Sawalker, Nischal ko kandhe se pakdey, bell bajane laga…..


Pahle to aadhe ghantey gate nahi khula, fir jhaṭke se gate khula, aur chiḍhi hui grihiṇi, tamtati gate par….. “Kitni baar boli huṅ, bewron ki tarah aise pi kar mere darwaje par mat aaya karo. Bhago, thane me he sona aaj. Ek tum kam the jo dusre piyakkaṛ ko bhi lade aaye ho. Kaun hai ye”?


Sawalker, apni biwi ki dahaṛ sun kar jaise sab bhul he gaya ho…. “Ye wo, wooo, bataya tha na wo hai”


Sawalker ki patni, Jyoti…. “Haaṅ to apne wo ko le kar bhago yahaṅ se warna jhaḍu se maruṅgi”


Wahan ki gahmagahami sun kar Nischal ki aakhen thodi khuli. Samne ek lady ko dekh kar…. “Baḍe bhaiya ye hot item kaun hai”


“Hot item”… Sawalker ki aaṅkheṅ fati ki fati rah gayi. Aur wo fati aakhon se apni biwi ko dekhne laga. Aur Jyoti raat ke 1.30 baje itna pyara compliment sun kar sidha ander gayi aur jhaḍu ke sath he bahar aayi. Bechara Sawalker, usse raat jeep me he bitani pari.


Subah-subah Jyoti Sawalker ko uṭha kar…. “Ander aao”


Sawalker uṭha aur sath me Nischal ko bhi ander le kar chala aaya. Dono jald he ready ho kar naste ke table par aaye…. “Utar gayi ho raat ki to, 2 peg aur bana kar dun”


Sawalker…. Sorry na Jyoti, wo sab iss ka kiya dhara hai. Mujh se jid karne laga ki chalo disco chalo, aur mujhe khinch kar le gaya.


Jyoti… Haaṅ aur aap to dudh pite bache ho na. Sharm nahi aati aap ko aise bahane banate. Aur tum, badtamij ladke, main tumhe hot item dikh rahi huṅ”


Nischal, isharoṅ me puchta “ye kaun hai”….. Sawalker uss ke kan me bola… “gadhe tumhari bhabhi hai, jise rat me tumne kaha tha ye hot item kaun hai”


Nischal kursi ko aise piche kar ke uṭha ki Sawalker aur Jyoti dono chaunk gaye. Nischal apni jagah se haṭa, aur ja kar daṇḍawat Jyoti ke kadmoṅ me gir kar…..


“Bhabhi, main bahut he sarif type ka ladka huṅ. Main to bas wahan dance kar raha tha. Baḍe bhaiya he wahan disco me chhote-chhote kapdey pahne laḍkiyoṅ ko tar rahe the aur kah rahe the ki kya mast hot mal hai. Maine in se pucha ki iska matlab kya hota hai. To inhine he mujhe uss waqt sikhaya… “Isse kisi laḍki ko compliment dena kahte hain”


Jyoti, uss ka para to jaise asamaṅ chhu raha ho. Sawalker ḍarte huye… “Jhuṭh bol raha hai ye Jyoti”.


“Khao meri kasam ye jhuṭh bol raha hai. Tumhari aakhon me likha hai tharki ki tum iss sarif se bache ko kya sab sikhaye ho”…. Fir kya tha dono dampatti ḍaining table ke round and round chakkar lagate rahe. Tom & Jerry ki pakḍa pakḍi chalu thi.


Khair Nischal aaj fir Sawalker ke stah he college pahuncha. College parking ke gate se takriban 100 meter ki duri par Nischal hathoṅ me ful liye wahan Jivisha ka intzar karne laga. Aaj apne naye safar ki surwat karne wala th, isliye dil me hajar arman umaṛ se rahe the. Emotions jo ab control me nahi the.


Tabhi usse ehsas hua Jivisha uss ke pass se gujri hai. Ab wo uss ke parking se lauṭne ka intzarrrr… intzarrrrr… aur ufffff… dikh gayi uss ke dil ki dhaḍkan…. Jaise-jaise wo pass aa rahi thi, Nischal ander se gudaguda raha tha aur uss ke dil me kuch-kuch ho raha tha…..


Jivisha, karib aur karib usse aati najar aane lagi. Nischal se char kadam ki duri par, aur Nischal baith gaya apne ghuṭne par…..


O re piya haye.. O re piya haye.. O re piya haye..

Udne laga kyon man baawla re
Aaya kahan se yeh hosla re

O re piya haye.., O re piya haye..

Tanabana tanabana bunti hawaa haaye bunti hawa
Boondein bhi to aaye nahi baaz yahan

Sagish mein shaamil sara jahan hai
Har zare zare ki yeh iltiza hai

O re Piya, O re Piya haye..
O re piya haye.. O re Piya

ni re ,re re ga
ga ga ma
ma ma pa
pa ma ga re sa
sa re re sa
ga ga re
ma ma ga
pa pa ma
dha dha pa
ni ni sa sa pa
pa sa ma pa dha ni sa ni
re ni sa sa sa.. . . . ..


“What the hell … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.



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