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Kiraṇ…. Kya aap mere bf banenge……. Nischal…. “Kya…….. Bf” ??????????????????????????????


Kiraṇ…. Iss me itna chaukne wali kaun si baat hai, kyoṅ tumhari pahle se koi gf hai kya ?


Nischal…. Suno main pahle se bahut upset huṅ, mujhe aur distrub mat karo.


Kiraṇ…. Bf se matlab boy friend na ban sakte to na sahi, kam se kam best friend he ban jao.


Nischal….. Meri pahle se ek girlfriend aur ek best friend hai. Isliye tum mujh se jaṛa side he raho.


Kiraṇ…. Ufffff !!! Aaj kal sabhi mast ladke pahle se booked kaise ho sakte hain. Ohk bye dost, ab to milna julna laga he rahega.


Wo laḍki kuch der ruki, apni baten kahi aur chalti bani. Nischal usse jate dekh… “Ajib pagal hai ye to. Mujhe samjh jana chahiye tha, jahaṅ ye sab pagal admission lengi, wahan paglon ke alawa aur kaun milega”.


Nischal baiṭha bas Kiraṇ ko jate dekh soch he raha tha, tabhi uss ke dayen kandhe se Nandni, aur bayeṅ kandhe se Kasak laṭkatki hui…..


Nandni…. Iska back kitna superb hai, nahi…. (Nischal apne dayen gardan ghuma kar Nandni ko ghurne laga”


Kasak….. Sexy chaal hai, bilkul cat walk kar rahi ho jaise… (Ab bayeṅ ghuma)


Nandni…. Front figure bhi kafi hot tha. Apna hero kahin usse bina kapdey ke imagine to nahi kar raha…


Nischal dono ke bich se uth kar khada ho gaya…. “Tumhe sharm nahi aati, kisi ladkey ke pass aise chhichori baten karte”


Kasak…. Lo, ye mahashay sapne me usse chhichorepanti wali najar se dekh sakte hain. Aur hum ne iss ke dil ke armaan apne juban se kah diye, to mirchi lag gayi.


Nischal…. Pagal he ho dono. Aur wo bhi tumhari tarah he pagal thi.


Nandni…. Kyoṅ tumhe bf bana rahi thi kya… heee, heee, heee….


Nandni aur Kasak dono he joṛ-jor se hasne lagi. Dono ko haste dekh Nischal ko puri baat samjh me aa gayi…. “Aisa mazak karte tum dono ko sharm nahi aati”.


Kasak…. Nischal, bechari wo bhi ek bf dhuṅdh rahi thi, mujh se he suggestion magne aayi thi. Ab mujhe laga tumhare liye wo perfect hogi, isliye maine bhej diya tumhare pass.


Nischal…. Dimaġ he satka hua hai tum sab ka. Main bhi kahaṅ paglon ke bich fas gaya. Kyoṅ jabardasti kisi ko bhi mere gale bandh rahi ho.


Nandni…. Tum bhi to kisi ke piche jabardasti gale pare ho. Ek anjani si mulakat, aur kuch aisa jo nahi ghaṭna tha, wo ghat gaya. Uss baat ko le kar, tum bhi to kisi ke piche pare ho. Ummid hai meri baat samjh chuke hoge. Ye lo car key, hum sab movie dekhne ja rahe hain.


Teeno chali gayi, aur Nischal wahiṅ par khada bas Nandni ki baton ko sochta raha. Kuch he pal sochne ke baad usse apna pyar matr ek ġalatafehemi lagne laga, aur wo haste huye khud se “sorry Jivisha” kahta, wapas ghar laut aaya.


Apini aur Suko ki mehfil….



Suko aur Ruki ( Satir jasus, Nischal ke grah Aizem se) pure ek din tak Nischal ka picha karne ke baad Apini ke sath baiṭhak kar rahe the.


Suko…. Apini, tumhe apni Malkia yani ki wo laḍki Jivisha chahiye.


Apini…. Haaṅ, yahaṅ hum Malkia ke liye he hain. Wo bhi Malkia ko khushi se raji kar ke, sath le jana hai. Lekin tumhare gaṛh ka ye bashinda….. aaannhhhhh !!!


Suko…. Apini yadi tumne ġusse se kaam liye to wo badi aasani se jit jayega. Sayad tumhe pata nahi Nischal se kewal chhal se jita ja sakta hai. Bina plan kiye us se uljhe to wo tum sab ki aisi dhajjiyaṅ uḍayega ki tumhe apne yahaṅ hone par afsos hoga.


Josefer…. Jise hum jante nahi uss ke bare me tum hum se itna kah rahe ho, kya tum humare bare me jante ho.


Ruki…. Hum log yahaṅ aapas me jaan pahchan baḍhane nahi aaye hain. Mujh se kaha gaya tha tum sab ki madad karuṅ aur Nischal ko mar kar uss se Sabaiya ki sampatti wapas le kar aauṅ. Isliye ye ego ki laḍai chhod kar Nischal ko trap karne ki socho.


Apini…. Josefer, shant raho. Tumhe bas itni padesani hai na, ki bahar se aaye ye dono, hamesa hume kam aaṅkte hain.


Josefer…. Bilkul sahi kaha Apini….


Apini…. Ṭhik hai, to aaj raat jab wo Nischal apne ghar par hoga, tum uss par parnghaṭi humla karoge. Pahle uss ke sath wali laḍki ko marna, aur jab Nischal apni bhawnao me bah raha hoga, tab usse bhi mar dena.


Ruki…. Abhi kisi dusre ko nuksan pahuṅcha kar kyoṅ tum musibat mol le rahe ho, ṭhanḍe dimaġ se plan karo.


Josefer, apne hathiyar kamar me kaste….. “Hume to aise he plan karne aata hai, aaj raat main issi plan ko follow karuṅga”


Josefer apne 2 aadmiyon ke sath badi utsah se, uss mehfil se nikla. Idhar uss ke jane ke baad Apini…. “Usse test kar lene do, hum yahaṅ plan par thoḍa charcha kar le”


Suko…. Haaṅ ye sahi hai. Jaisa ki tum ne bataya, Jivisha aur Nischal dono par najar rakhna hai, wo tum kaise karne wale ho.


Apini…. Josefer Jivisha ke ghar me kisi janwar ke roop me rahega. Bas yahi humara plan hai.


Ruki…. Lekin sirf ek jagah ki planning he kyoṅ. Mujhe nahi lagta ki Nischal aur Jivisha ke bich me kuch bhi connection hai. Jo bhi hai Nischal ke taraf se hai.


Apini…. Maṭlab main samjha nahi….


Suko…. Isharoṅ ko samjho, abhi sirf hum Nischal aur Jivisha ka he soch rahe…


Apini… Main ab bhi nahi samjha….


Suko…. Rahne do jyada mat socho, bas college me mujhe koi aisa chahiye jo Jivisha ka naya dost ho, aur haaṅ wo ladka hona chahiye.


Apini…. Hmmm !!! Ye kaam bhi ho jayega, aur kuch…


Ruki…. Kuch nahi, tum sab ab apna-apna kaam karo. Arre haaṅ wo tumhara sathi Josefer par bhi najar diye raho, kahin aisa na ho ki test me pappu fail ho jaye.


Apini…. Don't worry. Wo Josefer hai, bas itna he kahuṅga. Baki aage tum khud samjh jaoge. Filhaal hum disco ja rahe hain apna shikar ḍhuṅḍhne, tum bhi chaloge kya.


Suko… Tumhari tarah hum bhi roop badal sakte to jaroor chalte. Nischal issi sahar me hai, isliye tum sab jao.


Apini…. Jaisi tumhari marji, chalo Tanisha shikar kiya jaye.


Ruki aur Suko ko wahiṅ chhod kar Tanisha aur Apini apne shikar ḍhuṅḍhne nikal gaye. Idhar college se laut kar aane ke baad, Nischal bas apni ġalatafehemi par hase ja raha tha. Raat ko takriban 9 baje Nischal ke pass Sawalker ka call aaya. Nischal ko halaṅki aaj kahin jane ka man to nahi tha, lekin Sawalker ke jid ki wajah se usse taiyar hona para.


Sawalker colony ke bahar se Nischal ko pick kiya, aur dono disco ke liye nikal paḍe….. “Aur Nischal kaisa raha college ka pahla din, kisi ne pakḍa to nahi tumhe”.


Nischal…. Kya baḍe bhaiya, koi pakaḍ sakta hai kya mujhe. (Nischal itna kah kar bilkul khamosh ho gaya, aur aage dekhne laga)


Sawalker…. Kya hua itna gumsum kyoṅ ho. Kuch baat karo yaar, warna safar boring ho jayega.


Nischal…. Lekin main kya baat karuṅ ?


Sawalker ne car side me lagaya…. “Nischal baat kya hai. Tumne mujhe baḍa bhai kaha hai na, to apne baḍe bhai ko nahi bataoge”.


Nischal…. Kuch nahi baḍe bhaiya, mujhe na kuch achha, aur kuch bura type ka feeling ho raha hai. Actually, main kuch decide nahi kar pa raha ki mujhe ho kya raha hai.


Sawalker, car fir se drive karta…. “Ohhh, love ka mamla hai. Nischal, ye love he baḍa ajib hai. abhi kya-kya hota hai love me, tumhe kya mahan guruoṅ tak ko nahi pata”.


Nischal…. Lekin wo love nahi tha. Mahaj ek ġalatafehemi thi.


Sawalker…. Chup kar gadhe. Koi ġalatafehemi nahi hai. Achha pahle mujhe puri baat batao, fir main decide karuṅga.


Raste bhar Nischal ne shuru se le kar ab tak ki puri kahani bata diya. Kahani batate-batate dono disco bhi pahunch gaye. Sawalker…. “Jab tak wo kisi ko chun na le, tab tak kosis karte raho. Arre uss ke aas-pass ghumo, gane gao, apne pyar ka ehsas dilao. Maan lete hain purana sab jhuṭh tha, to ab aisa mano ki tumhe ek laḍki college me mili, jise tum dil-o-jaan se chahte ho aur usse ab paṭana hai”.


Nischal, pure josh me …. “Haaṅ” …. Sawalker bhi usse josh dilate…. “Haaṅ”…. Nischal ussi josh me…. “Purana sab zero, ek laḍki college ki, aur uss se main apne pyar ka izhaar karuṅga” .. aur dono josh-josh me disco me chale gaye.


Dono bar counter par baithe, Sawalker, ek jaam Nischal ke hath me thama diya. Nischal hath me glass le kar Sawalker ko dekhne laga…. “Kuch nahi som ras hai, tu pi”…aur Sawalker ne toast ke liye glass aage baḍhate…. “Naye ishq ke surwat ke naam”….


Nischal ne jaise he ishq ka naam suna, wo fir se josh me aa gaya. Josh ke sath toast karte…. “Naye surwat ke naam” … aisa bhi kya josh… Sawalker ko dekh kar to kaha he, sath he sath, paḍos me baithe aadmi ko pakaḍ kar hilate huye kahne laga… “nayi surwat ke naam”…


Josh jo dekhte ban raha tha. 2 peg jaldi me lagaya aur dance floor par nachte huye kahne laga… “nayi surwat ke naam”.. josh aisa bhaḍa tha uss me ki, uss ke josh se wahan maujood sare jawan hath-hila hila kar nachte huye kahne lage… “nayi surwat ke naam”


“Ye yahaṅ kya kar raha hai, Tanisha Josefer se pucho wo kahaṅ hai”…. Idhar Nischal uss disco me dance kar raha tha aur Apini aur Tanisha bhi apna shikar ḍhuṅḍhte ussi disco me pahuṅche the. Nischal ko samne dekh Tanisha ne bhi turant Josefer se contact kiya…. “Josefer kahaṅ ho”


Josefer…. Uss Nischal ke ghar me, puri taiyari ke sath. Mere aakhon ke samne mera pahla shikar wo laḍki najar aa rahi hai, jo kisi dusre ke sath hai. Abhi tak wo Nischal nahi dikha.


Apini…. Dikhega kaise wo yahaṅ disco me hai. Uss laḍki ko abhi jane do, test hume Nischal ka lena hai, na ki uss laḍki ko marna humara maksad hai.


“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke stah. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.

Rakhtranjit Anurakti -32




Update:-32






Kiraṇ…. Kya aap mere bf banenge……. Nischal…. “Kya…….. Bf” ??????????????????????????????


Kiraṇ…. Iss me itna chaukne wali kaun si baat hai, kyoṅ tumhari pahle se koi gf hai kya ?


Nischal…. Suno main pahle se bahut upset huṅ, mujhe aur distrub mat karo.


Kiraṇ…. Bf se matlab boy friend na ban sakte to na sahi, kam se kam best friend he ban jao.


Nischal….. Meri pahle se ek girlfriend aur ek best friend hai. Isliye tum mujh se jaṛa side he raho.


Kiraṇ…. Ufffff !!! Aaj kal sabhi mast ladke pahle se booked kaise ho sakte hain. Ohk bye dost, ab to milna julna laga he rahega.


Wo laḍki kuch der ruki, apni baten kahi aur chalti bani. Nischal usse jate dekh… “Ajib pagal hai ye to. Mujhe samjh jana chahiye tha, jahaṅ ye sab pagal admission lengi, wahan paglon ke alawa aur kaun milega”.


Nischal baiṭha bas Kiraṇ ko jate dekh soch he raha tha, tabhi uss ke dayen kandhe se Nandni, aur bayeṅ kandhe se Kasak laṭkatki hui…..


Nandni…. Iska back kitna superb hai, nahi…. (Nischal apne dayen gardan ghuma kar Nandni ko ghurne laga”


Kasak….. Sexy chaal hai, bilkul cat walk kar rahi ho jaise… (Ab bayeṅ ghuma)


Nandni…. Front figure bhi kafi hot tha. Apna hero kahin usse bina kapdey ke imagine to nahi kar raha…


Nischal dono ke bich se uth kar khada ho gaya…. “Tumhe sharm nahi aati, kisi ladkey ke pass aise chhichori baten karte”


Kasak…. Lo, ye mahashay sapne me usse chhichorepanti wali najar se dekh sakte hain. Aur hum ne iss ke dil ke armaan apne juban se kah diye, to mirchi lag gayi.


Nischal…. Pagal he ho dono. Aur wo bhi tumhari tarah he pagal thi.


Nandni…. Kyoṅ tumhe bf bana rahi thi kya… heee, heee, heee….


Nandni aur Kasak dono he joṛ-jor se hasne lagi. Dono ko haste dekh Nischal ko puri baat samjh me aa gayi…. “Aisa mazak karte tum dono ko sharm nahi aati”.


Kasak…. Nischal, bechari wo bhi ek bf dhuṅdh rahi thi, mujh se he suggestion magne aayi thi. Ab mujhe laga tumhare liye wo perfect hogi, isliye maine bhej diya tumhare pass.


Nischal…. Dimaġ he satka hua hai tum sab ka. Main bhi kahaṅ paglon ke bich fas gaya. Kyoṅ jabardasti kisi ko bhi mere gale bandh rahi ho.


Nandni…. Tum bhi to kisi ke piche jabardasti gale pare ho. Ek anjani si mulakat, aur kuch aisa jo nahi ghaṭna tha, wo ghat gaya. Uss baat ko le kar, tum bhi to kisi ke piche pare ho. Ummid hai meri baat samjh chuke hoge. Ye lo car key, hum sab movie dekhne ja rahe hain.


Teeno chali gayi, aur Nischal wahiṅ par khada bas Nandni ki baton ko sochta raha. Kuch he pal sochne ke baad usse apna pyar matr ek ġalatafehemi lagne laga, aur wo haste huye khud se “sorry Jivisha” kahta, wapas ghar laut aaya.


Apini aur Suko ki mehfil….



Suko aur Ruki ( Satir jasus, Nischal ke grah Aizem se) pure ek din tak Nischal ka picha karne ke baad Apini ke sath baiṭhak kar rahe the.


Suko…. Apini, tumhe apni Malkia yani ki wo laḍki Jivisha chahiye.


Apini…. Haaṅ, yahaṅ hum Malkia ke liye he hain. Wo bhi Malkia ko khushi se raji kar ke, sath le jana hai. Lekin tumhare gaṛh ka ye bashinda….. aaannhhhhh !!!


Suko…. Apini yadi tumne ġusse se kaam liye to wo badi aasani se jit jayega. Sayad tumhe pata nahi Nischal se kewal chhal se jita ja sakta hai. Bina plan kiye us se uljhe to wo tum sab ki aisi dhajjiyaṅ uḍayega ki tumhe apne yahaṅ hone par afsos hoga.


Josefer…. Jise hum jante nahi uss ke bare me tum hum se itna kah rahe ho, kya tum humare bare me jante ho.


Ruki…. Hum log yahaṅ aapas me jaan pahchan baḍhane nahi aaye hain. Mujh se kaha gaya tha tum sab ki madad karuṅ aur Nischal ko mar kar uss se Sabaiya ki sampatti wapas le kar aauṅ. Isliye ye ego ki laḍai chhod kar Nischal ko trap karne ki socho.


Apini…. Josefer, shant raho. Tumhe bas itni padesani hai na, ki bahar se aaye ye dono, hamesa hume kam aaṅkte hain.


Josefer…. Bilkul sahi kaha Apini….


Apini…. Ṭhik hai, to aaj raat jab wo Nischal apne ghar par hoga, tum uss par parnghaṭi humla karoge. Pahle uss ke sath wali laḍki ko marna, aur jab Nischal apni bhawnao me bah raha hoga, tab usse bhi mar dena.


Ruki…. Abhi kisi dusre ko nuksan pahuṅcha kar kyoṅ tum musibat mol le rahe ho, ṭhanḍe dimaġ se plan karo.


Josefer, apne hathiyar kamar me kaste….. “Hume to aise he plan karne aata hai, aaj raat main issi plan ko follow karuṅga”


Josefer apne 2 aadmiyon ke sath badi utsah se, uss mehfil se nikla. Idhar uss ke jane ke baad Apini…. “Usse test kar lene do, hum yahaṅ plan par thoḍa charcha kar le”


Suko…. Haaṅ ye sahi hai. Jaisa ki tum ne bataya, Jivisha aur Nischal dono par najar rakhna hai, wo tum kaise karne wale ho.


Apini…. Josefer Jivisha ke ghar me kisi janwar ke roop me rahega. Bas yahi humara plan hai.


Ruki…. Lekin sirf ek jagah ki planning he kyoṅ. Mujhe nahi lagta ki Nischal aur Jivisha ke bich me kuch bhi connection hai. Jo bhi hai Nischal ke taraf se hai.


Apini…. Maṭlab main samjha nahi….


Suko…. Isharoṅ ko samjho, abhi sirf hum Nischal aur Jivisha ka he soch rahe…


Apini… Main ab bhi nahi samjha….


Suko…. Rahne do jyada mat socho, bas college me mujhe koi aisa chahiye jo Jivisha ka naya dost ho, aur haaṅ wo ladka hona chahiye.


Apini…. Hmmm !!! Ye kaam bhi ho jayega, aur kuch…


Ruki…. Kuch nahi, tum sab ab apna-apna kaam karo. Arre haaṅ wo tumhara sathi Josefer par bhi najar diye raho, kahin aisa na ho ki test me pappu fail ho jaye.


Apini…. Don't worry. Wo Josefer hai, bas itna he kahuṅga. Baki aage tum khud samjh jaoge. Filhaal hum disco ja rahe hain apna shikar ḍhuṅḍhne, tum bhi chaloge kya.


Suko… Tumhari tarah hum bhi roop badal sakte to jaroor chalte. Nischal issi sahar me hai, isliye tum sab jao.


Apini…. Jaisi tumhari marji, chalo Tanisha shikar kiya jaye.


Ruki aur Suko ko wahiṅ chhod kar Tanisha aur Apini apne shikar ḍhuṅḍhne nikal gaye. Idhar college se laut kar aane ke baad, Nischal bas apni ġalatafehemi par hase ja raha tha. Raat ko takriban 9 baje Nischal ke pass Sawalker ka call aaya. Nischal ko halaṅki aaj kahin jane ka man to nahi tha, lekin Sawalker ke jid ki wajah se usse taiyar hona para.


Sawalker colony ke bahar se Nischal ko pick kiya, aur dono disco ke liye nikal paḍe….. “Aur Nischal kaisa raha college ka pahla din, kisi ne pakḍa to nahi tumhe”.


Nischal…. Kya baḍe bhaiya, koi pakaḍ sakta hai kya mujhe. (Nischal itna kah kar bilkul khamosh ho gaya, aur aage dekhne laga)


Sawalker…. Kya hua itna gumsum kyoṅ ho. Kuch baat karo yaar, warna safar boring ho jayega.


Nischal…. Lekin main kya baat karuṅ ?


Sawalker ne car side me lagaya…. “Nischal baat kya hai. Tumne mujhe baḍa bhai kaha hai na, to apne baḍe bhai ko nahi bataoge”.


Nischal…. Kuch nahi baḍe bhaiya, mujhe na kuch achha, aur kuch bura type ka feeling ho raha hai. Actually, main kuch decide nahi kar pa raha ki mujhe ho kya raha hai.


Sawalker, car fir se drive karta…. “Ohhh, love ka mamla hai. Nischal, ye love he baḍa ajib hai. abhi kya-kya hota hai love me, tumhe kya mahan guruoṅ tak ko nahi pata”.


Nischal…. Lekin wo love nahi tha. Mahaj ek ġalatafehemi thi.


Sawalker…. Chup kar gadhe. Koi ġalatafehemi nahi hai. Achha pahle mujhe puri baat batao, fir main decide karuṅga.


Raste bhar Nischal ne shuru se le kar ab tak ki puri kahani bata diya. Kahani batate-batate dono disco bhi pahunch gaye. Sawalker…. “Jab tak wo kisi ko chun na le, tab tak kosis karte raho. Arre uss ke aas-pass ghumo, gane gao, apne pyar ka ehsas dilao. Maan lete hain purana sab jhuṭh tha, to ab aisa mano ki tumhe ek laḍki college me mili, jise tum dil-o-jaan se chahte ho aur usse ab paṭana hai”.


Nischal, pure josh me …. “Haaṅ” …. Sawalker bhi usse josh dilate…. “Haaṅ”…. Nischal ussi josh me…. “Purana sab zero, ek laḍki college ki, aur uss se main apne pyar ka izhaar karuṅga” .. aur dono josh-josh me disco me chale gaye.


Dono bar counter par baithe, Sawalker, ek jaam Nischal ke hath me thama diya. Nischal hath me glass le kar Sawalker ko dekhne laga…. “Kuch nahi som ras hai, tu pi”…aur Sawalker ne toast ke liye glass aage baḍhate…. “Naye ishq ke surwat ke naam”….


Nischal ne jaise he ishq ka naam suna, wo fir se josh me aa gaya. Josh ke sath toast karte…. “Naye surwat ke naam” … aisa bhi kya josh… Sawalker ko dekh kar to kaha he, sath he sath, paḍos me baithe aadmi ko pakaḍ kar hilate huye kahne laga… “nayi surwat ke naam”…


Josh jo dekhte ban raha tha. 2 peg jaldi me lagaya aur dance floor par nachte huye kahne laga… “nayi surwat ke naam”.. josh aisa bhaḍa tha uss me ki, uss ke josh se wahan maujood sare jawan hath-hila hila kar nachte huye kahne lage… “nayi surwat ke naam”


“Ye yahaṅ kya kar raha hai, Tanisha Josefer se pucho wo kahaṅ hai”…. Idhar Nischal uss disco me dance kar raha tha aur Apini aur Tanisha bhi apna shikar ḍhuṅḍhte ussi disco me pahuṅche the. Nischal ko samne dekh Tanisha ne bhi turant Josefer se contact kiya…. “Josefer kahaṅ ho”


Josefer…. Uss Nischal ke ghar me, puri taiyari ke sath. Mere aakhon ke samne mera pahla shikar wo laḍki najar aa rahi hai, jo kisi dusre ke sath hai. Abhi tak wo Nischal nahi dikha.


Apini…. Dikhega kaise wo yahaṅ disco me hai. Uss laḍki ko abhi jane do, test hume Nischal ka lena hai, na ki uss laḍki ko marna humara maksad hai.


“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke stah. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.

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