Rakhtranjit Anurakti -20
Update:-20
"Ab kuch aisa plan karo ki, sanp bhi mar jaye aur lathi bhi na toote. Iss gawar ko ghar se bahar nikalne ka mission shuru kiya jaye.... Dekh to kaminey ne ek he din me jaise sab par jadu kar diya ho... hume to koi puch bhi nahi raha"...
Jivisha, jamhai leti ….. “haaawwwwwhhh… ye sanp laṭhi sun kar nind aane lagi. Ye sochne ka kaam mujh se na ho payega… chal sone chalte haiṅ, kal dekhte haiṅ iss ka kya karna hai”…
Kasak….. Wahan tere liye fulon ki sej sazi hai, ja bina sadhi ke suhag raat ke maje le…
Jivisha…. Suhag raat ke maze…. Uffff ab yahi baki rah gaya tha kya… tu he koi chakkar chala na….
Itne me Jivisha ki mom Priya, usse aawaz lagati…. “Suno beta, jamai ji ke yahaṅ koi riwaj hai isliye tum mahine din tak Kasak ke sath he sona… ṭhik beta”
Jivisha…. Ok mom….
Jivisha, kamre me aati…. “Yaar iss gadhe ko kya hua, matlab mujh jaisi khubasurat laḍki ke sath chance mil raha tha, fir bhi iss ne ek mahine ke riwaj ke bare me kyoṅ kaha… ye bhi apni tarah filmi hai kya”….
Kasak…. Sayad usse tum se pyar ho gaya hai, isliye tumhari fikr karta ho…
Jivisha…. So ja, dimaġ mat kha… ye achanak tumhe bari hamadardi kyoṅ hone lagi uss se…
Kasak…. Mujhe jo laga maine kah diya… good night…
Agli subah…
Dono he laḍkiyaṅ apni chir-parichit andaz me ghoḍe bech kar so rahi thi, idhar ghar me subah-subah kya kahani chal rahi thi kisi ko pata bhi nahi tha. Tabhi Chirag kamre me ghusa. Dono ko jagane ki bahut kosis kiya par koi respond he nahi…
Chirag ko kuch na sujha to ek bar fir se uss ne pani urrel diya….. dono laḍkiyaṅ chaunk kar uṭhi….
Kasak…. Jivisha, apne ladle ko sambhal, subah-subah koi mujh par pani ḍale, mujhe jarra bhi pasand nahi…
Jivisha jaise he aaṅkh dikhati uss ki ore baḍhi…. Chirag joṛ-joṛ se chillane laga… “Emergency, Emergency”……
Jivisha…. Chirag, beta pahle se paresan huṅ, fir aise kahe mujhe emergency ke naam par jhaṭke deta hai. Tere jhaṭkoṅ se mujhe kahin heart attack na ho jaye….
Chirag…. Di, apne hear attack ka chhoro aur hall me jao jaldi… mukhiya ji fir se panchayat kar rahe haiṅ….
Kasak…. Ye mukhiya ji ki to… Chirag kis baat ki meeting chal rahi hai…
Chirag…. Nandni di ke kahne par sab fufa ji ko aage aap ke sath he paḍhane ki soch rahe haiṅ….
Jivisha aur Kasak ek dusre ka muh dekhti joṛ se chillayi…. “Kya” ???? Aur dono bhagti hui bahar aayi…. Hall me subah-subah he puri manḍli jama thi. Aisa lag raha tha jaise sab chay par desh ki arthvywastha discuss kar rahe ho, ṭhik waise he chehre ka expression dete aapas me baat kar rahe the…
Jivisha aur Kasak ki haalat dekh kar Priya dono ko 2 bateṅ sunati kahne lagi…. “Kuch bhi ho, par ye dono nahi sudharne wali, tab tak soti rahengi jab tak ghar ka sara kaam na ho jaye”.
Bhabhi Nandita….. Maa ji Chirag ne in ko emergency kah kar uṭhaya hai, tabhi dono bhagti hui aayi haiṅ… dekh nahi rahi bhigi haiṅ dono….
Jivisha… Heeheehee, kamal ka sense of humour bhabhi, main to yahaṅ nandu ko dekhne aayi thi…
Nandni…. Par mujh se to 2 din pahle he mili thi….
Jivisha aakhen dikhati…. “Chup kar Nandu, aur tu chal mere sath, abhi”…
Abhi…. Maa iski to love marriage hui hai, fir bhi isne ek baar bhi apne pati ko dekhi tak nahi, gauṛ kiya kya kisi ne….
Kasak…. Abhi bhaiya, bas bhi karo… aap cid je Daya ho bas darwaza toḍte raho, ACP praduman ban’ne ki jaroorat nahi. Nandu tu chal abhi humare sath, kitne din huye tumhe dekhe…
Nandni wahan se sab ko “excuse me” bolti…. Jivisha ke sath chali aayi…
Teeno ke kamre me aate he… Kasak…. “Nandu, Ye suit kahaṅ se li, kafi fabric aur desine hai”
Nandni…. Kasak, ye to mere Dr ne mujhe gift kiya hai…
Kasak…. Tera Dr, ye kissa kab shuru hua, hume to kuch bhi maloom he nahi…. Waise iss suit ke sath matching sandle, nail polish, ear-ring, nacklace sab ussi ne gift kiye kya…
Nandni muskurati…. Yesss Kasak…
Kasak…. Hayyyy, main jealous… tu ne to palṭu bana diya hai usse… waise ye bata ander ke bhi sare matching to nahi de diye…
Jivisha, apne sir par hath marti…. “Hum yahaṅ par kyoṅ aaye haiṅ, aur tum dono ye kya faltu bateṅ karne lage”
Nandni…. Hum yahaṅ par kyoṅ aaye haiṅ, mujhe sach me nahi pata….
Kasak…. Haaṅ bata na hum yahaṅ kyoṅ aaye haiṅ …
Nandni…. Had hai, main yahaṅ problem me huṅ aur tumhe mazak sujh raha hai Kasak…
Kasak… Oh sorry… abhi khabar leti huṅ Nandu ki… kyoṅ re Nandu ek to bina bataye yahaṅ aa gayi, aur aayi to aayi par tumhe kaha kisne uss lallu ke admission ka idea dene….
Nandni… Ghar ke sabhi baiṭhe the to mere muh se nikal gaya, nishchal aur Jivisha ki nayi-nayi shadi hui hai, dono ek dusre ke najron ke samne rahenge… isliye admission ka idea de diya….
Jivisha…. Ullu… uss gawar ke pass 10th ka certificate nahi hai, tu usse post graduation karwayegi… subah subah humari he laga di tune…
Nandni…. Haaṅ to jyada se jyada kya hoga, wo fraud hai sab ko pata chal jayega aur usse dhakke maar kar bahar nikal denge….
Kasak…. Arre nahi Nandu usse bahar nikal diya to Jivisha ki shadi fir se karwane ke liye sab pagal ho jayenge… humari tension se tumhe nahi lagta ki ye baat nahi honi chahiye thi…
Jivisha…. Haaṅ re Nandu…. Ye Nischal ek aisa tension hai jise bhaga bhi nahi sakte aur sath rakh bhi nahi sakte…
“Main koi idea bataun”….. teeno ek sath muḍi.. “tum.. yahaṅ” …
Nischal…. Haaṅ main yahaṅ … kyoṅ main yahaṅ nahi aa sakta kya…
Nandni…. Par aise chhip kar kisi ki bateṅ sun’na … tumhe kisi ne manner nahi sikhaya kya…
Nischal….. Sikh jauṅga ahista-ahista, waise apna importance sun kar baṛa achha lag raha tha….
Kasak…. To kya tum ne sab sub liya.. ..
Nischal…. Haaṅ sab sun liya… ye bhi suna ki Nandni ke Dr ne usse matching inner wear bhi diya hai…
Jivisha usse ghurti…. “Chhi saḍak chhap kahin ke”
Nischal…. Ab main jaisa bhi huṅ, filhaal main he tumhara sahara huṅ… tum teeno ki batoṅ ne to mera dimaġ khol diya…..
Jivisha…. Aeee.. aeeee… aeee… baat sun liye to jyada bhaw khane ki jaroorat nahi hai… waise bhi tum ho kaun jo hum tumhari batoṅ se dare…
Nischal… Haaṅ ye bhi sahi hai… main huṅ kaun aur tumhe ḍarne ki kya jaroorat… Ohk bye…
Nischal, bye bol kar jane laga… usse jate huye dekh kar Jivisha chain ki sans leti kahne lagi….. “Achha hua khud he bhag gaya”….
Nandni…. Jivi rok, rok usse… duffer wo bye bol kar kya karne ja raha hai wo to puch … uski batoṅ me koi raaj chhipa tha… rok usse..
Jivisha…. Roke usse meri juti, jane de usse … main bulauṅgi to iss ka aise he aage bhi drama rahega….
Kasak…. Tu pagal ho gayi hai Jivi… jiju… aaṛe o Nischal jiju… Arre suno to jiju….
Nischal…. Haaṅ kya hua Kasak ji, kuch kaha kya aap ne…
Kasak…. Kahaṅ naraj ho kar ja rahe haiṅ, idhar to aaeye…
Nischal…. Kasak ji aap ki bahan ko mera yahaṅ rahna pasand nahi, baat-baat par bhejjat kar deti hai… isliye ja raha huṅ…
Jivisha….. Haaṅ to jao na, aur bejjti karwane kahe ruke…
Nischal…. Dekha iski juban, ab mujhe mat roko…
Nandni…. Nischal, aao yahaṅ please….
Nischal, un ke pass pahuṅchte…. “Ṭhik hai … batao kya hai”…
Nandni…. Nischal ye bye bol kar kahaṅ ja rahe the…
Nischal…. Mammi ji, daddy ji ko ye batane ki main fraud huṅ aur humari koi shadi nahi hui…
Teeno ek sath…. “What”.. “what”… “what”….
Nischal…. Isse meri shakal pasand nahi, aur mujhe iss ki… fir kyoṅ ek dusre ko jhelna…
Jivisha, turant he apne sur badalti…. “Nischal ji, aap to jante he haiṅ aap ke sach batane se mujhe problem ho jayegi… isliye please aisa nahi kijiye”…
Nischal…. Uffff aisa lag raha hai juban se koi madhosh karne wale alfaz nikal rahe ho, par kya kareṅ aap ki bejjati ne mujhe bahut he mayus kiya hai…
Kasak…. Ye abhi manfi maṅgegi….
Nandni…. Haaṅ Jivisha apne kiye par sharminda hai, abhi manfi maṅgegi….
Jivisha, ghurti hui dono ko dekhti…. “I am sorry Nischal ji, please mujhe iss musibat me chhor kar nahi jaeye”…..
Nischal, muskurate huye….. “Aahhhh, tumhe aise manfi magte dekh kitna sukoon mil raha”… Idhar Jivisha ander he ander nischal ko gali deti…. “Utha le fayda, tumhe to main dekh lungi”
Tabhi Nischal apni ahamiyat jatate kahne laga…. “Par mujhe ye mafi nahi chahiye… haaṅ sabhi batoṅ ko compensate karna hai to, isse bolo wahi karne jo pahli mulakat me ye mere sath station par ki thi”…
Jivisha, bari si aakhen kiye…. “Kya”
Nischal… “Aeee badmas bhul gayi kya, wahi jisse karne ke baad pata nahi mujhe kya ho gaya tha … Arre wahi re”….. “Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss”
