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Jindgi ke Rang Update-04


Kisi tarah Maine bachte bacchate dinner kiya aur aapne kamre mai aake sone ki koshish kerne laga ki tabhi mera phone bajne laga maine no. dekha to wo rohit ka tha.

Mai- Kya baat hai aaj tune mujhe kaise yaad kiya.

Rohit- Kutte kaminey ***(Jitni gali use aati thi sari mere pe hi istemal ker di).

Mai- Abe kya huwa bhai.

Rohit- Tune to kha tha ki tune mujhe simran ke torcher se baccha liya.

Mai- Ha to bacchaya tha na itni jaldi bhool gaya.

Rohit- Jhoot mat bol mai tujhe jaan se maar dunga tu mil to sahi.

Mai- (Lagta hai bande ka shoshan kuch jyada hi hua hai) tu aaram ker kal milte hai phir baat karenge.

Maine phone cut ker ke mobile hi switch off ker diya kyu ki mujhe acche se pata tha ki wo mujhe raat bhar pakane wala hai isliye phone off ker diya tha. Agla din meri jindgi ka most important din tha kyu ki mera result jo aane wala tha. Subah meri need aapne aap hi khul gayi maine aapne rutine work ko complete kiya aur neeche hall mai chala gaya jahan sabhi muje dekh ke bahut hairan huye.

Mai- Sab mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe ho.

Dad- Aaj suraj jarur pachim se nikla hoga.

Mai- Dad ye bilkul bhi acchi baat nahi hai.

Mom- Chal jaldi se nasta ker le phir Nikki ko le ke bhi to jana hai shopping pe.

Mai- Kya mom aap abhi tak serious hai us baat ke liye wo to raat gayi baat gayi.

Nikki- Kya kaha.

Mai- Mai kuch nahi bas mai to mom se loan ke bare mai baat ker raha tha.

Nikki- Good main wait ker rahi hu.

Maine nasta kiya aur phir hum chal pade shopping karne ke liye aur shopping karne ke baad hum ghar chale gaye mera result 2 baje aane wala tha to maine socha ki us se pehle hi sab baat clear ker liya jaye.

Mai- Dad aaj aap office nahi gaye.

Dad- Nahi aaj koi khas kam nahi tha to socha ki aaj aaram kar lu.

Mai- Dad mai aap se kuch baat kerna chahta hu.

Dad- Ha bolo.

Mai- Dad mai aage ki padayi kahin aur se kerna chahta hun.

Dad- Good to tum videsh mai padna karna chahte ho.

Mai- Nahi dad India mai hi per yahan se kahin dur.

Dad- Aur mai iski permission kyu du.

Mai- Kyu ki aap nahi chahege ki mai hamesa aap pe depend rahu.

Dad- Ha ye to hai per tumhari maa kabhi tumhe akele jane nahi degi.

Mai- Mai akela kha hu rohit bhi to mere saath hai.

Dad- Us ko permission mil gayi. Bhaisahab kaise taiyar huwe iske liye.

Mai- Nahi jab aap permission denge tabhi to rohit ke liye permission ki baat hogi.

Dad- Oh muje koi problem nahi hai per tum rule jante ho.

Mai- Dad kya is baar hum koi aur tarika nahi nikal sakte.

Dad- Nahin bilkul nahi.

Mai- Ok dad aap to ready hona.

Dad- Ha per sabse last mai.

(Hamare family bhi thodi hat ke hai hamari family ka rule ye hai ki jab bhi hamare ghar mai koi faisla lena hota hai jis pe sabhi ki rai alag ho to hum voting se faisla kerte hai).

Yaar kuch to karna padega nahi to kam nahin banega aur kaise mom ko razi karu please god koi to idea do koi bhi.

Nikki- Kis baat ke liye help maang rahe ho god se .

Mai- Wo personal matter hai tu aapni bata.

Nikki- Mera kya hai mai to khus hu aaj itne sare gifts jo mile hai .

Mai- Chal jhooti abhi last weekend pe hi to dad ne tere ko der sare gifts diye the chal ek fever karegi.

Nikki- Pata nahi pehle baat batawo.

Mai- Aaj sham ko voting hogi to tu please mere liye vote karegi.

Nikki- Kis baat ki voting aab kya chahiye aap ko.

Mai- Kuch nahi bas muje shimla mai aapni aage ke padayi kerni hai.

Nikki- To bhul jawo yahan kya problem hai.

Mai- Koi nahi bas mujhe shimla accha lagta hai kuch samay bitana chahta hu wahan.

Nikki- To chalo ghum ke aate hai na.

Mai- Idher aa (us ko gale lagate huwe) kya huwa tu pareshan kyu hai.

Nikki- Mai kahan pareshan hu .

Mai- Accha to aab jhoot bhi bolegi mere se.

Nikki- Aap mere se jyada pareshan ho gaye ho na isliye yaha se kahi dur jana chahte ho.

Mai- Idher dekh meri aakho mai tuje kya lagta hai ki tere bina mai reh sakta hu kabhi nahin tu wo fool hai hamare baagh ka jis se hum hai samji.

Nikki- To yaha kya problem hai .

Mai- Kuch nahi per bas mai khud se kuch karna chahta hu tere liye apne liye apne pariwar ke liye khud se.

Nikki- Aap ko pata hai aap hamesha sahi hote hai per mujhe kya milega.

Mai- Sab kuch bol kya chahiye.

Nikki- Aap mujhe roj phone kar ke bataoge ki kya huwa aur hum sabhi holidays saath mai hi manayege.

Mai- Ye bhi koi kehne ki baat hai chal lunch kerte hai .

Nikki- Mai to bhool hi gayi aap ka results aa gaya hai chalo check kerte hai.

Mai- Sach mai chal jaldi. Maine aapna result check kiya to meri umeed ke khilaf first class pass tha wo 72% mere liye bahut Jyada the.Results dekh ke mere khusi ka thikana nahi raha aur khusi mai dance kerne laga (Nagin dance).

Nikkk- Wow aab to party chahiye.

Mai- Chal rohit ka result bhi dekhte hai party ek saath hi le liyo.

Nikki- Kanjus kahin ke.

Rohit ka result dekh ke meri khusi double nahi triple ho gayi us ke total marks 70% the yani ki mere se pure 2% kam aap believe nahi ker sakte muje es baat ki jyada khusi thi ki us ke total marks mere se kam the.

Mai- Chal aaj ka lunch mere taraf se aur aapni us nakchadi friend kya naam hai us ka ***.

Nikki- (Mujhe ghurte huwe) sonam aur wo nakchadi nahi hai ok aap hi use thik se treat nahi kerte.

Mai- Thik hai meri maa jo tu kahe chal use bhi bula le mai rohit ke pass jaa raha hu us ko le ke wahi aa jaunga. Mai rohit ke ghar ke liye nikal pada wahan bhi wohi moj masti ki tab tak nikki sonam ko bhi le ke aa gayi dono aise taiyar ho ke aayi thi ki puccho mat. Hum sabhi nikal pade party ke liye hum sab yani ki Aman'Rohit'Simran'Nikki'Sonam.

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Jindgi ke Rang Update-04


Kisi tarah Maine bachte bacchate dinner kiya aur aapne kamre mai aake sone ki koshish kerne laga ki tabhi mera phone bajne laga maine no. dekha to wo rohit ka tha.

Mai- Kya baat hai aaj tune mujhe kaise yaad kiya.

Rohit- Kutte kaminey ***(Jitni gali use aati thi sari mere pe hi istemal ker di).

Mai- Abe kya huwa bhai.

Rohit- Tune to kha tha ki tune mujhe simran ke torcher se baccha liya.

Mai- Ha to bacchaya tha na itni jaldi bhool gaya.

Rohit- Jhoot mat bol mai tujhe jaan se maar dunga tu mil to sahi.

Mai- (Lagta hai bande ka shoshan kuch jyada hi hua hai) tu aaram ker kal milte hai phir baat karenge.

Maine phone cut ker ke mobile hi switch off ker diya kyu ki mujhe acche se pata tha ki wo mujhe raat bhar pakane wala hai isliye phone off ker diya tha. Agla din meri jindgi ka most important din tha kyu ki mera result jo aane wala tha. Subah meri need aapne aap hi khul gayi maine aapne rutine work ko complete kiya aur neeche hall mai chala gaya jahan sabhi muje dekh ke bahut hairan huye.

Mai- Sab mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe ho.

Dad- Aaj suraj jarur pachim se nikla hoga.

Mai- Dad ye bilkul bhi acchi baat nahi hai.

Mom- Chal jaldi se nasta ker le phir Nikki ko le ke bhi to jana hai shopping pe.

Mai- Kya mom aap abhi tak serious hai us baat ke liye wo to raat gayi baat gayi.

Nikki- Kya kaha.

Mai- Mai kuch nahi bas mai to mom se loan ke bare mai baat ker raha tha.

Nikki- Good main wait ker rahi hu.

Maine nasta kiya aur phir hum chal pade shopping karne ke liye aur shopping karne ke baad hum ghar chale gaye mera result 2 baje aane wala tha to maine socha ki us se pehle hi sab baat clear ker liya jaye.

Mai- Dad aaj aap office nahi gaye.

Dad- Nahi aaj koi khas kam nahi tha to socha ki aaj aaram kar lu.

Mai- Dad mai aap se kuch baat kerna chahta hu.

Dad- Ha bolo.

Mai- Dad mai aage ki padayi kahin aur se kerna chahta hun.

Dad- Good to tum videsh mai padna karna chahte ho.

Mai- Nahi dad India mai hi per yahan se kahin dur.

Dad- Aur mai iski permission kyu du.

Mai- Kyu ki aap nahi chahege ki mai hamesa aap pe depend rahu.

Dad- Ha ye to hai per tumhari maa kabhi tumhe akele jane nahi degi.

Mai- Mai akela kha hu rohit bhi to mere saath hai.

Dad- Us ko permission mil gayi. Bhaisahab kaise taiyar huwe iske liye.

Mai- Nahi jab aap permission denge tabhi to rohit ke liye permission ki baat hogi.

Dad- Oh muje koi problem nahi hai per tum rule jante ho.

Mai- Dad kya is baar hum koi aur tarika nahi nikal sakte.

Dad- Nahin bilkul nahi.

Mai- Ok dad aap to ready hona.

Dad- Ha per sabse last mai.

(Hamare family bhi thodi hat ke hai hamari family ka rule ye hai ki jab bhi hamare ghar mai koi faisla lena hota hai jis pe sabhi ki rai alag ho to hum voting se faisla kerte hai).

Yaar kuch to karna padega nahi to kam nahin banega aur kaise mom ko razi karu please god koi to idea do koi bhi.

Nikki- Kis baat ke liye help maang rahe ho god se .

Mai- Wo personal matter hai tu aapni bata.

Nikki- Mera kya hai mai to khus hu aaj itne sare gifts jo mile hai .

Mai- Chal jhooti abhi last weekend pe hi to dad ne tere ko der sare gifts diye the chal ek fever karegi.

Nikki- Pata nahi pehle baat batawo.

Mai- Aaj sham ko voting hogi to tu please mere liye vote karegi.

Nikki- Kis baat ki voting aab kya chahiye aap ko.

Mai- Kuch nahi bas muje shimla mai aapni aage ke padayi kerni hai.

Nikki- To bhul jawo yahan kya problem hai.

Mai- Koi nahi bas mujhe shimla accha lagta hai kuch samay bitana chahta hu wahan.

Nikki- To chalo ghum ke aate hai na.

Mai- Idher aa (us ko gale lagate huwe) kya huwa tu pareshan kyu hai.

Nikki- Mai kahan pareshan hu .

Mai- Accha to aab jhoot bhi bolegi mere se.

Nikki- Aap mere se jyada pareshan ho gaye ho na isliye yaha se kahi dur jana chahte ho.

Mai- Idher dekh meri aakho mai tuje kya lagta hai ki tere bina mai reh sakta hu kabhi nahin tu wo fool hai hamare baagh ka jis se hum hai samji.

Nikki- To yaha kya problem hai .

Mai- Kuch nahi per bas mai khud se kuch karna chahta hu tere liye apne liye apne pariwar ke liye khud se.

Nikki- Aap ko pata hai aap hamesha sahi hote hai per mujhe kya milega.

Mai- Sab kuch bol kya chahiye.

Nikki- Aap mujhe roj phone kar ke bataoge ki kya huwa aur hum sabhi holidays saath mai hi manayege.

Mai- Ye bhi koi kehne ki baat hai chal lunch kerte hai .

Nikki- Mai to bhool hi gayi aap ka results aa gaya hai chalo check kerte hai.

Mai- Sach mai chal jaldi. Maine aapna result check kiya to meri umeed ke khilaf first class pass tha wo 72% mere liye bahut Jyada the.Results dekh ke mere khusi ka thikana nahi raha aur khusi mai dance kerne laga (Nagin dance).

Nikkk- Wow aab to party chahiye.

Mai- Chal rohit ka result bhi dekhte hai party ek saath hi le liyo.

Nikki- Kanjus kahin ke.

Rohit ka result dekh ke meri khusi double nahi triple ho gayi us ke total marks 70% the yani ki mere se pure 2% kam aap believe nahi ker sakte muje es baat ki jyada khusi thi ki us ke total marks mere se kam the.

Mai- Chal aaj ka lunch mere taraf se aur aapni us nakchadi friend kya naam hai us ka ***.

Nikki- (Mujhe ghurte huwe) sonam aur wo nakchadi nahi hai ok aap hi use thik se treat nahi kerte.

Mai- Thik hai meri maa jo tu kahe chal use bhi bula le mai rohit ke pass jaa raha hu us ko le ke wahi aa jaunga. Mai rohit ke ghar ke liye nikal pada wahan bhi wohi moj masti ki tab tak nikki sonam ko bhi le ke aa gayi dono aise taiyar ho ke aayi thi ki puccho mat. Hum sabhi nikal pade party ke liye hum sab yani ki Aman'Rohit'Simran'Nikki'Sonam.

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