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Jindgi ke Rang Update-03






Itne mai aunty nasta leke aa gayi aur di fresh hone ka bol ke chali gayi aur aunty se thodi der tak baat cheet ker ke me ghar ke liye nikal gaya.

Ab aage...
Ghar aa ke maine wahi kiya jo hum jaise ladko ko shoba deta hai yani ki so gaya. Nikki ko lane sham ko jana tha isiliye mere pass bahut time tha. Dopehar ko mom ne jagaya aur lunch ke liye neeche aane ko bola.

Mai- Kas lunch kerna itna jaruri na hota.

Mom- Kuch bola tune.

Mai- Nahi Bas 15 min mai aaya.

Phir mai fresh ho ke neeche hall mai aa gaya lunch kiya. Phir TV dekhne laga thodi der TV dekhne ke baad mai boor hone laga aur ye sochne laga ki aisa kya kiya jaye jisse time pass ho jaye jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine rohit ko phone kiya. Rohit mere uncle ka beta hai aur wo bhi hamare ghar se kuch dur hi rehte hai. Rohit aur simran twins hai dono mai sirf 5 min ka anter hai aur simran pure 5 min badi hai jis ka fayda utha ke wo rohit pe hukum chalati rehti hai.

Mai- Kya ker raha he be.

Rohit- Kuch nahi yaar simran pakka rahi hai.

Mai- Oh ye to accha hai chal tuje nikalta hu waha se.

Rohit- Bhai tera ye ahsan jindagi nahi pure ek din tak nahi bhuluga.

Mai- Chal nautanki mat ker phone de use .

Simran- Hello kaun.

Mai- Wah kya din aa gaye hain hame aapna intro bhi dena hoga aapko.

Simran- Sorry bhaiya maine socha ki.

Mai- Ki ye jhoot bol raha hai chal ek kam ker aaj ese chod de muje kuch kam hai isse.

Simran- Bhaiya mera project aadhura reh jayega.

Mai- Iska bhi solution hai mere paas tu isse raat mai banwa liyo mai bhi bol dunga.

Simran- Thik hai aap bol rahe hai to thik hai nahi to mai isse sham tak chodne wali nahi thi.


Mai- Thanks dear ek tu hi to hai es duniya mai nahi to mera kya hota.

Simran- Ok, jyada maska lagane ki jarurat nahi hai muje sahi time par mera inam mil jana chahiye.

Mai- Tu tension na le bas us langur ko phone de.

Rohit- Ha bhai bol kahan milna hai .

Mai- Wahi jahan koi aata jata nahin.

Rohit- 10 min mai tuje wahi milta hu chal bye.

Mai-Bye.

Karib 20 min baad muje wo aata huwa dikha aur jaise hi wo bike park ker ke neeche utra maine ek jordar laat us ke pichwade pe de mari.

Rohit- Bhai 5 mint hi to late huwa hu.

Mai- Kaminey 10 mint late hai aur late aane ki saza to milii hi hai aur barabar mili hai.

Rohit- Ha to thik hai chal aaj ki bear meri taraf se khus.

Mai- Bilkul khus per mai to ***** hi lunga baad mai natak nahi chahiye muje tera.

Rohit- Accha aapni bari mai made in India aur hamari bari mai made in **** ye julm hai.

Mai- Jyada notanki na ker chal ja le ke aa mai jaldi phir pee ke park chalte hai bahut jaruri baat kerni hai muje tujhse.

Rohit aapna sada sa muh le ke chale gaya. Chal to aise thi jaise kisi ne gand mar le ho kaminey ki. Aakhir kar wo do can le ke aa gaya hum ne wahi ek side mai aapni tanki full ki aur chal pade park ki aur.

Rohit- Ha to bata kya jaruri kam tha tuje.

Mai- Ha mai yeh bol raha tha ki aage tune kya kerne ki sochi hai.

Rohit- Isme sochna kya hai hum jaise nakara to engineering hi ker shakte hai pass ho na ho pancher lagana to sheek hi lenge.

Mai- Good achi soch hai par bad news engineering mai puncher lagana nahi shikhate.

Rohit- To mera kya hoga kya kya socha tha maine ki puncher lagane ka bada sa showroom kholuga aur famous ho jayuga sab bekar tune to mere sapne tod diye.

Mai- Chal majak chod aur sach bol mai serious hu yaar.

Rohit- Ok maine sach mai engg. ka hi socha hai I.T. se aur tu.

Mai- Same per yaha se nahi matlab ki ye hamari life ke sabse khas time hai to khud duniya ko face kerna chahta hu khud aage aa ke kuch kerna chahta hu.

Rohit- To shaddi ker lena.

Mai- Agar tune dobara mera majak banaya to tu gaya .

Rohit- Ok to tuje meri kya help chahiye .

Mai- Mom-dad muje aakele nahi jane denge isliye tu mere saath chalega.

Rohit -Aur mai aisa kyu karuga .

Mai- Kyu ki tuje waha free bear milegi mere taraf se.

Rohit- To thik hai .

Mai- Chal aab result pe milte hai aur hum aapne aapne ghar ko nikal liye.


Mai jaise hi ghar pahucha ki mon mere pe fire ho gayi.

Mom- Tu kahan tha aab tak.

Mai- Mai to park gaya tha rohit ke saath kal result aa raha hai hamara to usi pe baat ho rahi thi.

Mom- Tu kuch bhul nahi raha.

Mai- Nahi bilkul nahi maine aaj time pe lunch to ker liya tha.

Mom- Aur kuch shayad kuch jo es se jyada important ho.

Mai- Nahi*****oh shit mai Nikki ko lana bhul gaya wo meri jaan le legi aab mai abhi leke aata hu use.

Mom- Koi jarurat nahi hai simran ki mom aa rahi hai use le ker.

Mai- Mom mai rohit ke pass ja raha hu aaj raat ke liye.

Mom- Bilkul nahi agar tu chala gaya to us toofanmail ko kaun sambhalega.

Mai- Mom aap to great ho muje pata hai aap use handle ker lengi.

Mom- Bilkul nahi wo bahut gusse mai thi aur muje us ka gussa jhelne ka koi shok nahi hai.

Mai- Mom.

Mom- Aman dekh mai teri koi help nahi ker sakti ye teri galti hai tu jhel.

Mai to gaya kam se aaj wo muje kaccha hi kha jayegi usne mujhe aate huwe bhi warning di thi ki time pe mai use lene aa jawu kya karu kya karu. Tabhi ghar ki doorbell baji nokar ne gate open kiya Nikki aapna gusse se bhara huwa chahra liye seedhe ander aa gayi aur mujhe marne lagi.

Mai- Dekh meri koi galti nahi hai wo kya hai aaahhhhh lag rahi hai aaram se mar na.

Nikki- Accha aab lag rahi hai mai wahan pichle 1 ghante se me aap ka wait ker rahi hu us ka kya aaj to mai aap ko nahi chodugi.(Aur sofe se pillow utha ke muje marne lagi)

Mai- Dekh ye sari galti rohit ki hai haan rohit ki hi hai usi ka end time pe phone aaya tha ki use kuch jaruri kam hai.

Nikki- Mujhe aap bewakoof nahi bana shakte.(Aur muje Marne ke liye kuch aur dhundne lagi maine moke ka fayda uthate huwe wahan se 9 do 11 ho gaya aur mom ke peeche ja ke chup gaya)

Mom- Nikki beta ye kya ho raha hai.

Nikki- Mom dekho na ek to muje lene bhi nahi aaye aur bataya bhi nahi.

Mom- Ha ye to galat hai.

Mai- Kya mom kuch galat nahi hai plz muje baccha lo aaj ke liye plz.

Mom- Mera kya fayda hoga tere ko baccha ke.

Mai- Kya mom koi maa bhi apne bete se apne fayde ki baat kerti hai.

Mom- Ha to koi bhai bhi apni behan ko wapas lana bhulta hai kya.

Nikki- Aap log kya baat ker rahe ho bhai aap seedhe tarah se aage aa jawo nahi to ***.

Mom- Dekh nikki ise last time maaf ker de chahe to koi aur saza de de.

Nikki- Ok, to mujhe ek dress chahiye, one month wala cadberry chocolate ka pack aur ek barbie princess ka set bas.

Mai- Bas itna hi jara se galti kya hogayi tu to jaan lene pe hi tul gayi.

Nikki- Mom Maine option de diya hai muje jaldi reply chahiye.

Mom- Mujhe tumhara dusra option manzur hai.

Mai- Magar mujhe manzur nahi hai.

Mom- Soch le us ke pass boxing gloves bhi hai.

Mai- Aap use yaad dila rahe ho ya muje baccha rahe ho.

Mom- Mai to bacchane ki koshish ker rahi hu bas.

Mai- Meri pocket money lagbhag khatam ho gayi hai next month pakka dila dunga.

Mom- Koi nahi tu loan le le mere se next month ke pocket money se wapas ker dena.

Mai- Mom ***.

Nikki- Kya mom kal taiyar rehna morning 10 am ok aur aakhir kar aafat ki pudiya ne mera peecha chod diya abhi ke liye.

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Jindgi ke Rang Update-03






Itne mai aunty nasta leke aa gayi aur di fresh hone ka bol ke chali gayi aur aunty se thodi der tak baat cheet ker ke me ghar ke liye nikal gaya.

Ab aage...
Ghar aa ke maine wahi kiya jo hum jaise ladko ko shoba deta hai yani ki so gaya. Nikki ko lane sham ko jana tha isiliye mere pass bahut time tha. Dopehar ko mom ne jagaya aur lunch ke liye neeche aane ko bola.

Mai- Kas lunch kerna itna jaruri na hota.

Mom- Kuch bola tune.

Mai- Nahi Bas 15 min mai aaya.

Phir mai fresh ho ke neeche hall mai aa gaya lunch kiya. Phir TV dekhne laga thodi der TV dekhne ke baad mai boor hone laga aur ye sochne laga ki aisa kya kiya jaye jisse time pass ho jaye jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine rohit ko phone kiya. Rohit mere uncle ka beta hai aur wo bhi hamare ghar se kuch dur hi rehte hai. Rohit aur simran twins hai dono mai sirf 5 min ka anter hai aur simran pure 5 min badi hai jis ka fayda utha ke wo rohit pe hukum chalati rehti hai.

Mai- Kya ker raha he be.

Rohit- Kuch nahi yaar simran pakka rahi hai.

Mai- Oh ye to accha hai chal tuje nikalta hu waha se.

Rohit- Bhai tera ye ahsan jindagi nahi pure ek din tak nahi bhuluga.

Mai- Chal nautanki mat ker phone de use .

Simran- Hello kaun.

Mai- Wah kya din aa gaye hain hame aapna intro bhi dena hoga aapko.

Simran- Sorry bhaiya maine socha ki.

Mai- Ki ye jhoot bol raha hai chal ek kam ker aaj ese chod de muje kuch kam hai isse.

Simran- Bhaiya mera project aadhura reh jayega.

Mai- Iska bhi solution hai mere paas tu isse raat mai banwa liyo mai bhi bol dunga.

Simran- Thik hai aap bol rahe hai to thik hai nahi to mai isse sham tak chodne wali nahi thi.


Mai- Thanks dear ek tu hi to hai es duniya mai nahi to mera kya hota.

Simran- Ok, jyada maska lagane ki jarurat nahi hai muje sahi time par mera inam mil jana chahiye.

Mai- Tu tension na le bas us langur ko phone de.

Rohit- Ha bhai bol kahan milna hai .

Mai- Wahi jahan koi aata jata nahin.

Rohit- 10 min mai tuje wahi milta hu chal bye.

Mai-Bye.

Karib 20 min baad muje wo aata huwa dikha aur jaise hi wo bike park ker ke neeche utra maine ek jordar laat us ke pichwade pe de mari.

Rohit- Bhai 5 mint hi to late huwa hu.

Mai- Kaminey 10 mint late hai aur late aane ki saza to milii hi hai aur barabar mili hai.

Rohit- Ha to thik hai chal aaj ki bear meri taraf se khus.

Mai- Bilkul khus per mai to ***** hi lunga baad mai natak nahi chahiye muje tera.

Rohit- Accha aapni bari mai made in India aur hamari bari mai made in **** ye julm hai.

Mai- Jyada notanki na ker chal ja le ke aa mai jaldi phir pee ke park chalte hai bahut jaruri baat kerni hai muje tujhse.

Rohit aapna sada sa muh le ke chale gaya. Chal to aise thi jaise kisi ne gand mar le ho kaminey ki. Aakhir kar wo do can le ke aa gaya hum ne wahi ek side mai aapni tanki full ki aur chal pade park ki aur.

Rohit- Ha to bata kya jaruri kam tha tuje.

Mai- Ha mai yeh bol raha tha ki aage tune kya kerne ki sochi hai.

Rohit- Isme sochna kya hai hum jaise nakara to engineering hi ker shakte hai pass ho na ho pancher lagana to sheek hi lenge.

Mai- Good achi soch hai par bad news engineering mai puncher lagana nahi shikhate.

Rohit- To mera kya hoga kya kya socha tha maine ki puncher lagane ka bada sa showroom kholuga aur famous ho jayuga sab bekar tune to mere sapne tod diye.

Mai- Chal majak chod aur sach bol mai serious hu yaar.

Rohit- Ok maine sach mai engg. ka hi socha hai I.T. se aur tu.

Mai- Same per yaha se nahi matlab ki ye hamari life ke sabse khas time hai to khud duniya ko face kerna chahta hu khud aage aa ke kuch kerna chahta hu.

Rohit- To shaddi ker lena.

Mai- Agar tune dobara mera majak banaya to tu gaya .

Rohit- Ok to tuje meri kya help chahiye .

Mai- Mom-dad muje aakele nahi jane denge isliye tu mere saath chalega.

Rohit -Aur mai aisa kyu karuga .

Mai- Kyu ki tuje waha free bear milegi mere taraf se.

Rohit- To thik hai .

Mai- Chal aab result pe milte hai aur hum aapne aapne ghar ko nikal liye.


Mai jaise hi ghar pahucha ki mon mere pe fire ho gayi.

Mom- Tu kahan tha aab tak.

Mai- Mai to park gaya tha rohit ke saath kal result aa raha hai hamara to usi pe baat ho rahi thi.

Mom- Tu kuch bhul nahi raha.

Mai- Nahi bilkul nahi maine aaj time pe lunch to ker liya tha.

Mom- Aur kuch shayad kuch jo es se jyada important ho.

Mai- Nahi*****oh shit mai Nikki ko lana bhul gaya wo meri jaan le legi aab mai abhi leke aata hu use.

Mom- Koi jarurat nahi hai simran ki mom aa rahi hai use le ker.

Mai- Mom mai rohit ke pass ja raha hu aaj raat ke liye.

Mom- Bilkul nahi agar tu chala gaya to us toofanmail ko kaun sambhalega.

Mai- Mom aap to great ho muje pata hai aap use handle ker lengi.

Mom- Bilkul nahi wo bahut gusse mai thi aur muje us ka gussa jhelne ka koi shok nahi hai.

Mai- Mom.

Mom- Aman dekh mai teri koi help nahi ker sakti ye teri galti hai tu jhel.

Mai to gaya kam se aaj wo muje kaccha hi kha jayegi usne mujhe aate huwe bhi warning di thi ki time pe mai use lene aa jawu kya karu kya karu. Tabhi ghar ki doorbell baji nokar ne gate open kiya Nikki aapna gusse se bhara huwa chahra liye seedhe ander aa gayi aur mujhe marne lagi.

Mai- Dekh meri koi galti nahi hai wo kya hai aaahhhhh lag rahi hai aaram se mar na.

Nikki- Accha aab lag rahi hai mai wahan pichle 1 ghante se me aap ka wait ker rahi hu us ka kya aaj to mai aap ko nahi chodugi.(Aur sofe se pillow utha ke muje marne lagi)

Mai- Dekh ye sari galti rohit ki hai haan rohit ki hi hai usi ka end time pe phone aaya tha ki use kuch jaruri kam hai.

Nikki- Mujhe aap bewakoof nahi bana shakte.(Aur muje Marne ke liye kuch aur dhundne lagi maine moke ka fayda uthate huwe wahan se 9 do 11 ho gaya aur mom ke peeche ja ke chup gaya)

Mom- Nikki beta ye kya ho raha hai.

Nikki- Mom dekho na ek to muje lene bhi nahi aaye aur bataya bhi nahi.

Mom- Ha ye to galat hai.

Mai- Kya mom kuch galat nahi hai plz muje baccha lo aaj ke liye plz.

Mom- Mera kya fayda hoga tere ko baccha ke.

Mai- Kya mom koi maa bhi apne bete se apne fayde ki baat kerti hai.

Mom- Ha to koi bhai bhi apni behan ko wapas lana bhulta hai kya.

Nikki- Aap log kya baat ker rahe ho bhai aap seedhe tarah se aage aa jawo nahi to ***.

Mom- Dekh nikki ise last time maaf ker de chahe to koi aur saza de de.

Nikki- Ok, to mujhe ek dress chahiye, one month wala cadberry chocolate ka pack aur ek barbie princess ka set bas.

Mai- Bas itna hi jara se galti kya hogayi tu to jaan lene pe hi tul gayi.

Nikki- Mom Maine option de diya hai muje jaldi reply chahiye.

Mom- Mujhe tumhara dusra option manzur hai.

Mai- Magar mujhe manzur nahi hai.

Mom- Soch le us ke pass boxing gloves bhi hai.

Mai- Aap use yaad dila rahe ho ya muje baccha rahe ho.

Mom- Mai to bacchane ki koshish ker rahi hu bas.

Mai- Meri pocket money lagbhag khatam ho gayi hai next month pakka dila dunga.

Mom- Koi nahi tu loan le le mere se next month ke pocket money se wapas ker dena.

Mai- Mom ***.

Nikki- Kya mom kal taiyar rehna morning 10 am ok aur aakhir kar aafat ki pudiya ne mera peecha chod diya abhi ke liye.

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