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"Gadhe Ullu bebkoof Nalayak beakal utah maine kaha utah"(ji haa ye hai hamari story ke ek bahut hi Storng aur Khas Member aur en ka Intro kuch aisa hai ki .naam-Simran Umer yahi koi 19 se 20 ke beech mai dekhne mai bahut khubsurat hai .aur gusse wali bhi .)

Aunty-(ye hai sirram ki mom Nimmi Aunty bahut hu Sweet hai aur Pyari bhi .) kyu chilla rahi hai aab kya koi es ghar mai aram se khana bhi nahi kha shakta kya .

Mai-(Yani ki Aman urf Mahan jisse ki aap sabhi jaante hi hai baki ki detail jaise jaise Story aage badegi deta rahuga.) yahi baat aunty jo muje aap ki acchi lagti hai aap hamesa sach ka saath deti hai .aur haa wo Fish Cry pass kerna jara bahut tasty bana hai .

Aunty-Muje acche se pata hai ki tune phir aaj kuch na kuch kiya jis se wo itna bhadki huwi hai .

Smiran-(mera haath pakadte huwe ) maine kaha utah aur chal nikal yaha se .

Mai-ok (aur waha se utah ker dusri Kursi per baith gaya .

Smiran-(gusse mai aapne pair patakte huwe.)mummy****

Aunty-aab chup chap se khanna kha le aur use bhi kha lene de us ke baad baat kerte hai .

Smiran-per mummy***

Aunty-maine kaha na ki baad mai dekhte hai .

us ke baad maine mast acche se pura thus thus ker fish cry khayi aur nahi to phir kya pata nahi aab kitne dino ke baad mile aur aise moko ko mai bilkul bhi nahi chodta .

Smiran-mom aap ko pata hai aaj es ne mere saath kya kiya college mai .

Mai-lo suru ho gayi Phir se Complain machine bak bak bak *****

Aunty-Agar ek baar aur meri Beti ka majak udaya na to jhadu se marugi .

Smiran-abhi to aap mera saath de rahi hai muje acche se pata hai mere jane ke baad aap dono mera majak udayege mai jaa rahi hu laxmi Aunty ke pass mai unhe hi batayugi es ki kartoot wo hi sidha karegi ese .

Mai-Are sun to es mai mom ko beech mai lane ki kya jarurat hai (sahi suna Laxmi yani ki meri mom per saath hamesa Smiran ka hi deti hai .aur un ki nazar mai to hamesa galti meri hi hoti hai chahe kuch bhi ho .)

Smiran-aab aaya na Utah (camel) pahad ke niche .tu meri mummy ko mere khilaf ker shakta hai aur mai teri shikayat bhi nahi ker shakti aaj to tu gaya dekh mai kaise Laxmi Aunty ko sab bada chada ker battati  hu phir dekhna tera kya hota hai .

(aur Aguta dikhate huwe waha se bhag gayi mai use pakadne ke liye utha per tab tak der ho gayi thi .)

Pata nahi ye nalayak kaha gaya Khane ke Samay per ese bilkul bhi hose nahi hai phir baad mai aayega aur bolega ki bhukh lagi hai .

Smiran-(gate se Ander aate huwe) aap ka Nalayak mere Ghar pe Khana kha chuka hai.waise ek baat batayu Aunty wo ek no ka Bhukkad hai aap na us ki chinta na hi kiya karo waise kya banaya hai .

Mom-Bhindi ke sabzi aur kadi .

Smiran-wow kya baat hai Aunty ye to meri Favorite khana hai thanks aunty .

Mom-Chal aa jaa mai tera hi wait ker rahi thi maine ye sab tere liye hi banaya aaj tera College ka Pehla Din tha na Isliye esi khusi mai banaya hai .

Smiran-oh Tabhi mere ghar aaj Fish Cry bani hai .Aap ke us Nalayak ki favorite Dish muje pehle hi samaj jana chahiye tha .

Mom-haa aaj teri maa ko Fish lete dekh hi mai samaj gayi thi tu aaj hamare yaha hi khana khane wali hai .chal suru kerte hai .aur bata na aaj college mai kya kya huwa .

Smiran-are haa mai to bhul hi gayi mai yaha aap ke Us nalayak ki Shikayat kerne aayi thi Aunty aap ko pata hai us ne aaj mere saath kya kiya .

Mom-kya kiya tu bata muje aaj to wo gaya aane de ghar pe use aaj us ki tange hi tod dungi mai tu khana khaa .

Smiran-us ne **************************************

Untittle Update 01


"Gadhe Ullu bebkoof Nalayak beakal utah maine kaha utah"(ji haa ye hai hamari story ke ek bahut hi Storng aur Khas Member aur en ka Intro kuch aisa hai ki .naam-Simran Umer yahi koi 19 se 20 ke beech mai dekhne mai bahut khubsurat hai .aur gusse wali bhi .)

Aunty-(ye hai sirram ki mom Nimmi Aunty bahut hu Sweet hai aur Pyari bhi .) kyu chilla rahi hai aab kya koi es ghar mai aram se khana bhi nahi kha shakta kya .

Mai-(Yani ki Aman urf Mahan jisse ki aap sabhi jaante hi hai baki ki detail jaise jaise Story aage badegi deta rahuga.) yahi baat aunty jo muje aap ki acchi lagti hai aap hamesa sach ka saath deti hai .aur haa wo Fish Cry pass kerna jara bahut tasty bana hai .

Aunty-Muje acche se pata hai ki tune phir aaj kuch na kuch kiya jis se wo itna bhadki huwi hai .

Smiran-(mera haath pakadte huwe ) maine kaha utah aur chal nikal yaha se .

Mai-ok (aur waha se utah ker dusri Kursi per baith gaya .

Smiran-(gusse mai aapne pair patakte huwe.)mummy****

Aunty-aab chup chap se khanna kha le aur use bhi kha lene de us ke baad baat kerte hai .

Smiran-per mummy***

Aunty-maine kaha na ki baad mai dekhte hai .

us ke baad maine mast acche se pura thus thus ker fish cry khayi aur nahi to phir kya pata nahi aab kitne dino ke baad mile aur aise moko ko mai bilkul bhi nahi chodta .

Smiran-mom aap ko pata hai aaj es ne mere saath kya kiya college mai .

Mai-lo suru ho gayi Phir se Complain machine bak bak bak *****

Aunty-Agar ek baar aur meri Beti ka majak udaya na to jhadu se marugi .

Smiran-abhi to aap mera saath de rahi hai muje acche se pata hai mere jane ke baad aap dono mera majak udayege mai jaa rahi hu laxmi Aunty ke pass mai unhe hi batayugi es ki kartoot wo hi sidha karegi ese .

Mai-Are sun to es mai mom ko beech mai lane ki kya jarurat hai (sahi suna Laxmi yani ki meri mom per saath hamesa Smiran ka hi deti hai .aur un ki nazar mai to hamesa galti meri hi hoti hai chahe kuch bhi ho .)

Smiran-aab aaya na Utah (camel) pahad ke niche .tu meri mummy ko mere khilaf ker shakta hai aur mai teri shikayat bhi nahi ker shakti aaj to tu gaya dekh mai kaise Laxmi Aunty ko sab bada chada ker battati  hu phir dekhna tera kya hota hai .

(aur Aguta dikhate huwe waha se bhag gayi mai use pakadne ke liye utha per tab tak der ho gayi thi .)

Pata nahi ye nalayak kaha gaya Khane ke Samay per ese bilkul bhi hose nahi hai phir baad mai aayega aur bolega ki bhukh lagi hai .

Smiran-(gate se Ander aate huwe) aap ka Nalayak mere Ghar pe Khana kha chuka hai.waise ek baat batayu Aunty wo ek no ka Bhukkad hai aap na us ki chinta na hi kiya karo waise kya banaya hai .

Mom-Bhindi ke sabzi aur kadi .

Smiran-wow kya baat hai Aunty ye to meri Favorite khana hai thanks aunty .

Mom-Chal aa jaa mai tera hi wait ker rahi thi maine ye sab tere liye hi banaya aaj tera College ka Pehla Din tha na Isliye esi khusi mai banaya hai .

Smiran-oh Tabhi mere ghar aaj Fish Cry bani hai .Aap ke us Nalayak ki favorite Dish muje pehle hi samaj jana chahiye tha .

Mom-haa aaj teri maa ko Fish lete dekh hi mai samaj gayi thi tu aaj hamare yaha hi khana khane wali hai .chal suru kerte hai .aur bata na aaj college mai kya kya huwa .

Smiran-are haa mai to bhul hi gayi mai yaha aap ke Us nalayak ki Shikayat kerne aayi thi Aunty aap ko pata hai us ne aaj mere saath kya kiya .

Mom-kya kiya tu bata muje aaj to wo gaya aane de ghar pe use aaj us ki tange hi tod dungi mai tu khana khaa .

Smiran-us ne **************************************

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