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Jindgi ke Rang Update-09


WO sab waha se bahar chale gaye aur mai reet ke diye us card ko ghurne laga jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine WO card aapni jeb mai rekh liya aur class mai chala Gaya.

Ab aage...
Aryan-Sale kha tha aab tak.

Mai-chal chod wo sab chal class attend kerte hai .

Aaj Maine pure lecture attend kiye aur break time mai canteen mai chala gaya.

Aryan-aaj to dimag ka dahi ho gaya yar life mai pehli baar itne der tak class mai raha hu .tu meri addat kharab ker dega .

Mai-chod na bata coffie ya chai.

Aryan-takila .

Mai-kya.

Aryan-matlab jaldi la coffie.(Bach gaya )

Mai do coffie le aaya hum coffie peete huwe aapas mai bate ker rahe the ki tabhi Reet aur annu bhi canteen mai aa gayi .puri canteen mai dekhne ke baad reet hamari table pe aa ke baith gayi aur saath mai annu bhi.

Reet-to kya socha hai tum chaho to mai thume kuch extra bhi pay ker shakti hu.

Mai-thik hai mai taiyar hu sirf ek mahine ke liye .

Reet-gud.

Aryan-aaj thumara bf nahi dikh raha.

Reet-mera koi bf nahi hai samje.

Aryan-oh muje laga ki RG aur tum.

Reet-non sense tum ladko mai yahi to ek sabse badi bimari hai kisi se do char baat kya ker lo thume to kuch bhi sochne ka moka mil jata hai .

Annu-shakal dekhi hai us ki .

Aryan-oh aisa kya.

Mai aryan ko ghurte huwe .

Tu muje aise mat gur mai to bas confime ker raha tha.ki WO en ka dost hai ya us se bad ker kuch.

Reet-na WO dost hai aur na hi kuch aur.Jo aapne dost ko dhoka de shakta hai wo kisi ke dosti ke kabil nahi.

Mai-ye thumari galatfami hai .shayad WO muje dost nahi manta per thume manta hai dosti dil se ki jati hai .

Reet-aur dusmani dimag se Jo WO es samay ker raha hai.

Aryan-kya matlab.

Annu-tu aaj ki party mai aa rahi hai na .

Reet-nahi yar dad nahi aane denge aakele.

Annu-to kisi ko le ke aa ja na plz per aa ja yar tere bina party mai maza hi nahi aayega.

Reet-kis ko le ke aayu tu hi bata mai yaha kisi ko nahi janti.

Aryan chal mai chalta hu muje kuch kam hai baad mai milte hai.

Annu-ek min Ankur .reet tu ESE le ke aa ja uncle se mai baat ker lungi waise bhi ye kal se tere ko joine ker hi raha hai to aaj se kyu nahi .

Reet-idea to accha hai kya kehte ho .

Mai-ye possible nahi hai bye.

Annu-plz Ankur plz yar mere liye sirf aaj hi ki to bat hai plz .

Mai-thik hai per Aryan bhi saath jayega.

Annu-koi problem nahi hai.

Aryan-Aur RG WO bhi aa raha hai kya.

Annu-ye party mere dosto ke liye hai chamcho ke liye nahi .

Mai-tum aapni limit cross ker rahi ho WO mera bhi dost hai ya tha isliye mai us ke bare mai kuch bhi ulta seeda nahi sun shakta.

Reet-ok to es contract pe singh karo.

Mai-ye kya hai .

Reet-ye thumare one month ka mere pass as a driver banne ka contract hai baki ki detail khud pad lo.

Maine us contract ko dhayan se pada to muje sab kuch sahi laga.for example timming aur weekend aur holidays ke plan etc.Maine us pe Singh ker diya .aur mai bahar jane laga to muje kuch duri pe RG khada dikha WO ek side mai diwar ke sahare tak laga ke khada tha aur shayad us ne hamari sari bate bhi sun le thi.ye mai isliye keh raha hu kyu ki Maine us ke aakho dard aur ashu dono ek saath dekhe the.maine us ke kandhe pe haath rekh ke us ko dilasha dene ki ek nakam koshish ki aur bahar chala gaya.

Annu-tum kab aaye RG.

RG-ye tum ne accha nahi kiya.(aur WO bhi bahar chala gaya)

Aryan-shayad aab muje bhi chalna chahiye sham ko milte hai .

Aab waha sirf annu aur Reet hi thi.

Reet-annu ye thik nahi hai yar WO ek accha ladka hai hame us ke saath aisa nahi kerna chahiye.

Annu-tuje us mai kya acchayi dikh gayi dekh mai ye sab aapne jaan ke liye ker rahi hu tu to meri best friend hai tu to mera saath de plz mai tere bina es ko sabak nahi shikha payugi.

Reet-chal chod ye sab tuje Jo kerna hai WO ker lewo.muje aapni jaan se kab milwa rahi hai .

Annu-aaj hi party mai tuje us se miles dungi chal mai chalti hu sham ke liye muje bahut taiyari kerni hai kisi ke liye ye dil special Jo banana hai .

Reet-ok bye .waise kitne log aa rahe hai party mai .

Annu-lagbhag pura college hi invite hai aaj ki party mai .

Aryan-Ankur muje lagta hai ki tuje aaj ki party mai nahi jana chahiye.

Mai-kyu?

Aryan-muje lagta hai ki ye en logo ka koi ghatiya plan hai jis mai tuje target kiya ja raha hai .

Mai-muje pata hai.per mai ye sab khatam kerna chahta hu kisi bhi kimat pe.

Aryan-chahe us ke liye tere saath kuch bhi ho.

Mai-Her kisi ki jindgi mai ek maksed hota hai ki use aapni jindgi mai ye mukam hasil kerna hai .aur mera maksed hai aapni mom ke aakho mai kabhi ashu na aane dena tuje nahi pata mere mom dad ne muje yaha padane ke liye kitne tyag kiye hai meri jarurato ko pura kerne ke liye kaise aapni jaruroto ka gala ghotne pe majbur ho jate hai.

Aryan-mai samaj shakta hu thik hai mai tere saath hu .

Mai-tu tension na le mai janta hu ye sab kaun ker raha hai .

Aryan-tu mere samaj se pare hai .
Chal sham ko milte hai .

Hum dono waha se ghar ke liye chal pade mai soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.

Hum dono wahan se ghar ke liye chal pade maine soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.

Ab aage... 
Jaise hi mai ghar pahucha to muje gate pe ek lock laga huwa tha aur saath mai hi letter bhi rakha huwa tha.

Maine letter ko padna suru kiya letter me likha tha:-
Sorry beta ki jab tum is letter ko pad rahe hogo to iss ka matlab hai ki mai aur tumhari mom es samay yahan se tumhare nana ke ghar ja chuke honge. Tumhare nana ki ekdam se tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hame urgent mai hi wahan jana pad raha hai. Tumhe hum ne isliye nahi bataya kyu ki hum tumhe pareshan nahi kerna chahte the. Jaise hi un ki tabiyat mai sudhar kota hai hum wapas aa jayege tab tak aapna dhayan rekhna. Jab tak hum nahi aate tab tak laxmi aunty tumhara dhayan rakhengi unko jyada pareshan mat kerna aur ha khana acche se khana raat mai hum waha pahuch ke phone karenge. Tum bilkul bhi pareshan mat hona aur keys laxmi aunty ke pass hi hai.
Thumara pyara dad.

Laxmi aunty hamare pados mai hi rehti thi hamare un se acche sambadh the. Mai chabi lene ke liye un ke ghar pe chala gaya maine doorbell bajayi to gate komal ne khola, wo bahut hi khaternak ladki thi pure mohalle mai sabhi us se darte the dimag to chaha Chaudhary se bhi tej aur khubsurti to barbie doll se bhi jada soft aur beautiful aur cute.

Komal- Are waah aaj to hamare bhag hi khul gaye tum aur yahan.

Mai- Ha di wo mai apne ghar ki keys lene aaya tha please.

Komal- Mom to ghar pe hai nahi aur mera koi irada nahi hai tumhe keys dene ka to kya kare.

Mai- Koi nahi di mai baad mai aata hu.

Komal- Tum mere se itna darte kyun ho.

Mai- Nahi aisa nahi hai.

Komal- Chal ander aa muje kuch baat karni hai tujhse.

Mai na chahte huwe bhi ander chala gaya kyu ki hamare ilake mai ye baat mashur thi ki sab kerna per kabhi komal ko gussa mat kerna nahi to tumhare saath jo hoga wo tum sapne mai bhi nahi soch sakte.

Komal- Baith mai coffie lati hu.

Mai- Rehne do na di muje coffee pene ki jarurat nahi hai.

Komal di muje aise ghurne lagi jaise ki muje kaccha hi kha jayengi.

Mai- Ha muje bhi lagta hai ki mujhe coffee pee hi leni chahiye.

Komal- Good mai le ke aati hu tum tab tak baith ke tv dekho.

Komal di mere liye coffee lene ke liye chali gayi aur mai wahin hall mai baith ke tv pe news dekhne laga jald hi di coffee le ke aa gayi.

Komal- To tumhara college kaise ja raha hai koi problem to nahi hai na.

Mai- Nahi di sab ek dam first class koi problem nahi hai.

Komal- Mai tum se itni bhi badi nahi hu jo tum mujhe di bulate ho please mujhe komal bulawo muje accha lagega.

Mai- Per ye****

Komal- Koi per wer nahi sirf komal ok.

Mai- Ok, jaisa aap thik samjho.

Komal- To uncle aunty kab tak aane wale hai.

Mai- Pata nahi jaise hi nana ki tabiyat mai sudhar hoga wo aa jayenge.

Komal- Tab tak tum yahan hi kyu nahi reh jate mera matlab hai ki ye bhi tumhara apna hi ghar hai.

Mai- Mai yaad rakhunga aab mujhe chalna chahiye coffie ke liye thanks coffie bahut hi shandar thi.

Komal- Ruko mai keys lati hun ye lo aur koi bhi problem ho to a jana hame accha lagega.

Mai- Bilkul.

Mai wahan se nikal ke apne ghar mai chala gaya mom ne khana bana ke mere liye rakha huwa tha. Chalo ye to accha huwa ki mom aur dad yahan nahi hai isse mujhe kisi ko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi hai. Mai abhi apne khayalo mai hi khoya huwa tha ki mera phone bajne laga phone reet ka tha.

Mai- Tumhe mera no. kahan se mila.

Reet- Annu se liya hai kya huwa.

Mai- Kuch nahi batao phone kyu kiya.

Reet- Mai yaad dila rahi thi ki mujhe aaj party mai jana hai to tum time pe aa jana mujhe late nahi hona.

Mai- Mujhe sab yaad hai mai aa jayunga bye.

Maine phone kat diya aur fresh hone chala gaya fresh ho ke mai kuch der tv dekhne laga aur jald hi bor ho gaya maine socha ki chalo kuch der game hi khel liya jaye jaise hi maine aapna phone dekha mere to hosh hi udd gaye 15 miss call aur wo bhi RG ke aab ye mujhe kyun call ker raha hai. Maine RG ko call kiya per us ne call pick nahi kiya mujhe uski fikar hone lagi kaffi sochne ke baad maine aryan ko call kiya.

Aryan- Aur bhai kya ho raha hai.

Mai- Yaar tujhe pata hai RG kahan rehta hai.

Aryan- Ha wahin hostel mai rehta hai college campus mai kyu kya huwa.

Mai-Yaar wo mujhe call ker raha tha aur mai us ki call pick nahi ker paya.

Aryan– To kya huwa chod na use.

Mai- Yaar dost hai wo hamara agar wo kisi pareshani mai hai to hame us ki madad kerni chahiye.

Aryan- Bhai tu issi duniya se hai na kahin koi alien walien to nahi hai na.

Mai- Majak chod aur bata mere saath chalega us ke pass.

Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.

Mai- Ok, bye.

Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.
Till contuniue….

Jindgi ke Rang Update-09


WO sab waha se bahar chale gaye aur mai reet ke diye us card ko ghurne laga jab muje kuch nahi suja to maine WO card aapni jeb mai rekh liya aur class mai chala Gaya.

Ab aage...
Aryan-Sale kha tha aab tak.

Mai-chal chod wo sab chal class attend kerte hai .

Aaj Maine pure lecture attend kiye aur break time mai canteen mai chala gaya.

Aryan-aaj to dimag ka dahi ho gaya yar life mai pehli baar itne der tak class mai raha hu .tu meri addat kharab ker dega .

Mai-chod na bata coffie ya chai.

Aryan-takila .

Mai-kya.

Aryan-matlab jaldi la coffie.(Bach gaya )

Mai do coffie le aaya hum coffie peete huwe aapas mai bate ker rahe the ki tabhi Reet aur annu bhi canteen mai aa gayi .puri canteen mai dekhne ke baad reet hamari table pe aa ke baith gayi aur saath mai annu bhi.

Reet-to kya socha hai tum chaho to mai thume kuch extra bhi pay ker shakti hu.

Mai-thik hai mai taiyar hu sirf ek mahine ke liye .

Reet-gud.

Aryan-aaj thumara bf nahi dikh raha.

Reet-mera koi bf nahi hai samje.

Aryan-oh muje laga ki RG aur tum.

Reet-non sense tum ladko mai yahi to ek sabse badi bimari hai kisi se do char baat kya ker lo thume to kuch bhi sochne ka moka mil jata hai .

Annu-shakal dekhi hai us ki .

Aryan-oh aisa kya.

Mai aryan ko ghurte huwe .

Tu muje aise mat gur mai to bas confime ker raha tha.ki WO en ka dost hai ya us se bad ker kuch.

Reet-na WO dost hai aur na hi kuch aur.Jo aapne dost ko dhoka de shakta hai wo kisi ke dosti ke kabil nahi.

Mai-ye thumari galatfami hai .shayad WO muje dost nahi manta per thume manta hai dosti dil se ki jati hai .

Reet-aur dusmani dimag se Jo WO es samay ker raha hai.

Aryan-kya matlab.

Annu-tu aaj ki party mai aa rahi hai na .

Reet-nahi yar dad nahi aane denge aakele.

Annu-to kisi ko le ke aa ja na plz per aa ja yar tere bina party mai maza hi nahi aayega.

Reet-kis ko le ke aayu tu hi bata mai yaha kisi ko nahi janti.

Aryan chal mai chalta hu muje kuch kam hai baad mai milte hai.

Annu-ek min Ankur .reet tu ESE le ke aa ja uncle se mai baat ker lungi waise bhi ye kal se tere ko joine ker hi raha hai to aaj se kyu nahi .

Reet-idea to accha hai kya kehte ho .

Mai-ye possible nahi hai bye.

Annu-plz Ankur plz yar mere liye sirf aaj hi ki to bat hai plz .

Mai-thik hai per Aryan bhi saath jayega.

Annu-koi problem nahi hai.

Aryan-Aur RG WO bhi aa raha hai kya.

Annu-ye party mere dosto ke liye hai chamcho ke liye nahi .

Mai-tum aapni limit cross ker rahi ho WO mera bhi dost hai ya tha isliye mai us ke bare mai kuch bhi ulta seeda nahi sun shakta.

Reet-ok to es contract pe singh karo.

Mai-ye kya hai .

Reet-ye thumare one month ka mere pass as a driver banne ka contract hai baki ki detail khud pad lo.

Maine us contract ko dhayan se pada to muje sab kuch sahi laga.for example timming aur weekend aur holidays ke plan etc.Maine us pe Singh ker diya .aur mai bahar jane laga to muje kuch duri pe RG khada dikha WO ek side mai diwar ke sahare tak laga ke khada tha aur shayad us ne hamari sari bate bhi sun le thi.ye mai isliye keh raha hu kyu ki Maine us ke aakho dard aur ashu dono ek saath dekhe the.maine us ke kandhe pe haath rekh ke us ko dilasha dene ki ek nakam koshish ki aur bahar chala gaya.

Annu-tum kab aaye RG.

RG-ye tum ne accha nahi kiya.(aur WO bhi bahar chala gaya)

Aryan-shayad aab muje bhi chalna chahiye sham ko milte hai .

Aab waha sirf annu aur Reet hi thi.

Reet-annu ye thik nahi hai yar WO ek accha ladka hai hame us ke saath aisa nahi kerna chahiye.

Annu-tuje us mai kya acchayi dikh gayi dekh mai ye sab aapne jaan ke liye ker rahi hu tu to meri best friend hai tu to mera saath de plz mai tere bina es ko sabak nahi shikha payugi.

Reet-chal chod ye sab tuje Jo kerna hai WO ker lewo.muje aapni jaan se kab milwa rahi hai .

Annu-aaj hi party mai tuje us se miles dungi chal mai chalti hu sham ke liye muje bahut taiyari kerni hai kisi ke liye ye dil special Jo banana hai .

Reet-ok bye .waise kitne log aa rahe hai party mai .

Annu-lagbhag pura college hi invite hai aaj ki party mai .

Aryan-Ankur muje lagta hai ki tuje aaj ki party mai nahi jana chahiye.

Mai-kyu?

Aryan-muje lagta hai ki ye en logo ka koi ghatiya plan hai jis mai tuje target kiya ja raha hai .

Mai-muje pata hai.per mai ye sab khatam kerna chahta hu kisi bhi kimat pe.

Aryan-chahe us ke liye tere saath kuch bhi ho.

Mai-Her kisi ki jindgi mai ek maksed hota hai ki use aapni jindgi mai ye mukam hasil kerna hai .aur mera maksed hai aapni mom ke aakho mai kabhi ashu na aane dena tuje nahi pata mere mom dad ne muje yaha padane ke liye kitne tyag kiye hai meri jarurato ko pura kerne ke liye kaise aapni jaruroto ka gala ghotne pe majbur ho jate hai.

Aryan-mai samaj shakta hu thik hai mai tere saath hu .

Mai-tu tension na le mai janta hu ye sab kaun ker raha hai .

Aryan-tu mere samaj se pare hai .
Chal sham ko milte hai .

Hum dono waha se ghar ke liye chal pade mai soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.

Hum dono wahan se ghar ke liye chal pade maine soch liya tha ki muje ghar pe kya bahana kerna hai aur kya nahi kyu ki agar sach mom ya dad ko pata chala to wo muje kabhi bhi ye kam nahi kerne denge.

Ab aage... 
Jaise hi mai ghar pahucha to muje gate pe ek lock laga huwa tha aur saath mai hi letter bhi rakha huwa tha.

Maine letter ko padna suru kiya letter me likha tha:-
Sorry beta ki jab tum is letter ko pad rahe hogo to iss ka matlab hai ki mai aur tumhari mom es samay yahan se tumhare nana ke ghar ja chuke honge. Tumhare nana ki ekdam se tabiyat kharab hone ke karan hame urgent mai hi wahan jana pad raha hai. Tumhe hum ne isliye nahi bataya kyu ki hum tumhe pareshan nahi kerna chahte the. Jaise hi un ki tabiyat mai sudhar kota hai hum wapas aa jayege tab tak aapna dhayan rekhna. Jab tak hum nahi aate tab tak laxmi aunty tumhara dhayan rakhengi unko jyada pareshan mat kerna aur ha khana acche se khana raat mai hum waha pahuch ke phone karenge. Tum bilkul bhi pareshan mat hona aur keys laxmi aunty ke pass hi hai.
Thumara pyara dad.

Laxmi aunty hamare pados mai hi rehti thi hamare un se acche sambadh the. Mai chabi lene ke liye un ke ghar pe chala gaya maine doorbell bajayi to gate komal ne khola, wo bahut hi khaternak ladki thi pure mohalle mai sabhi us se darte the dimag to chaha Chaudhary se bhi tej aur khubsurti to barbie doll se bhi jada soft aur beautiful aur cute.

Komal- Are waah aaj to hamare bhag hi khul gaye tum aur yahan.

Mai- Ha di wo mai apne ghar ki keys lene aaya tha please.

Komal- Mom to ghar pe hai nahi aur mera koi irada nahi hai tumhe keys dene ka to kya kare.

Mai- Koi nahi di mai baad mai aata hu.

Komal- Tum mere se itna darte kyun ho.

Mai- Nahi aisa nahi hai.

Komal- Chal ander aa muje kuch baat karni hai tujhse.

Mai na chahte huwe bhi ander chala gaya kyu ki hamare ilake mai ye baat mashur thi ki sab kerna per kabhi komal ko gussa mat kerna nahi to tumhare saath jo hoga wo tum sapne mai bhi nahi soch sakte.

Komal- Baith mai coffie lati hu.

Mai- Rehne do na di muje coffee pene ki jarurat nahi hai.

Komal di muje aise ghurne lagi jaise ki muje kaccha hi kha jayengi.

Mai- Ha muje bhi lagta hai ki mujhe coffee pee hi leni chahiye.

Komal- Good mai le ke aati hu tum tab tak baith ke tv dekho.

Komal di mere liye coffee lene ke liye chali gayi aur mai wahin hall mai baith ke tv pe news dekhne laga jald hi di coffee le ke aa gayi.

Komal- To tumhara college kaise ja raha hai koi problem to nahi hai na.

Mai- Nahi di sab ek dam first class koi problem nahi hai.

Komal- Mai tum se itni bhi badi nahi hu jo tum mujhe di bulate ho please mujhe komal bulawo muje accha lagega.

Mai- Per ye****

Komal- Koi per wer nahi sirf komal ok.

Mai- Ok, jaisa aap thik samjho.

Komal- To uncle aunty kab tak aane wale hai.

Mai- Pata nahi jaise hi nana ki tabiyat mai sudhar hoga wo aa jayenge.

Komal- Tab tak tum yahan hi kyu nahi reh jate mera matlab hai ki ye bhi tumhara apna hi ghar hai.

Mai- Mai yaad rakhunga aab mujhe chalna chahiye coffie ke liye thanks coffie bahut hi shandar thi.

Komal- Ruko mai keys lati hun ye lo aur koi bhi problem ho to a jana hame accha lagega.

Mai- Bilkul.

Mai wahan se nikal ke apne ghar mai chala gaya mom ne khana bana ke mere liye rakha huwa tha. Chalo ye to accha huwa ki mom aur dad yahan nahi hai isse mujhe kisi ko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi hai. Mai abhi apne khayalo mai hi khoya huwa tha ki mera phone bajne laga phone reet ka tha.

Mai- Tumhe mera no. kahan se mila.

Reet- Annu se liya hai kya huwa.

Mai- Kuch nahi batao phone kyu kiya.

Reet- Mai yaad dila rahi thi ki mujhe aaj party mai jana hai to tum time pe aa jana mujhe late nahi hona.

Mai- Mujhe sab yaad hai mai aa jayunga bye.

Maine phone kat diya aur fresh hone chala gaya fresh ho ke mai kuch der tv dekhne laga aur jald hi bor ho gaya maine socha ki chalo kuch der game hi khel liya jaye jaise hi maine aapna phone dekha mere to hosh hi udd gaye 15 miss call aur wo bhi RG ke aab ye mujhe kyun call ker raha hai. Maine RG ko call kiya per us ne call pick nahi kiya mujhe uski fikar hone lagi kaffi sochne ke baad maine aryan ko call kiya.

Aryan- Aur bhai kya ho raha hai.

Mai- Yaar tujhe pata hai RG kahan rehta hai.

Aryan- Ha wahin hostel mai rehta hai college campus mai kyu kya huwa.

Mai-Yaar wo mujhe call ker raha tha aur mai us ki call pick nahi ker paya.

Aryan– To kya huwa chod na use.

Mai- Yaar dost hai wo hamara agar wo kisi pareshani mai hai to hame us ki madad kerni chahiye.

Aryan- Bhai tu issi duniya se hai na kahin koi alien walien to nahi hai na.

Mai- Majak chod aur bata mere saath chalega us ke pass.

Aryan- Koi choice chodi hai tu ne chal college ke pass milte hai.

Mai- Ok, bye.

Mai taiyaar ho ke rg se milne ke liye chal pada.
Till contuniue….

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